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brian10x

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About brian10x

  • Rank
    Senior Member
  • Birthday 09/07/1960

Contact Methods

  • Website URL
    bsouza10x@gmail.com
  • Skype
    Brian Souza

About Me

  • Biography
    I was born on a pirate ship
  • Gender
    Male
  • Interests
    I like guns and cars and women.
  • Occupation
    Automotive service advisor
  • City
    Tucson
  • State
    AZ
  • Zip Code
    85706

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  1. I had to re-schedule from last Monday because my blood sugar was 435. Mostly my fault because I stopped medication way too early. (I thought if a little time is good, a lot must be better) I've been getting it down every day. Down to 360. I'm running out of time. I've called, faxed, emailed my doctor and any one in his sphere of influence. He doesn't work Fridays. He takes the day off to rape sheep or drop acid or something. They are trying to get a message to him. He may not get back to me until Monday, and surgery is Wednesday! You think he will shoot me up with insulin, or will it be too late by then? I'm screwed, aren't I ? I'm frankly surprised I'm not banned yet. Its coming soon I'm sure!!
  2. Also, trying to get my doctor to increase my medication before surgery Wednesday. a*****e only works until noon, then he apparently drops acid and enjoys a round or two of ass sex and can't be reached. Until I'm almost f**king dead, that is.
  3. This is probably my last post. The moderator put me on double-secret internet probation. I just got back, and I fear my salty language is going to get me a permanent kick in the taint. I just gotta be me, but I tend to melt a lot of snowflakes. Surgery postponed until this Wednesday because blood sugar too high. I'd ask for advice, but I'm about to get banned for life.
  4. brian10x

    Surgery without anesthesia

    This is probably my last post. The moderator put me on double-secret internet probation. I just got back, and I fear my salty language is going to get me a permanent kick in the taint. I just gotta be me, but I tend to melt a lot of snowflakes. Surgery postponed until this Wednesday because blood sugar too high. I'd ask for advice, but I'm about to get banned for life.
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    Refrain from strenuous sex?

    This is probably my last post. The moderator put me on double-secret internet probation. I just got back, and I fear my salty language is going to get me a permanent kick in the taint. I just gotta be me, but I tend to melt a lot of snowflakes. Surgery postponed until this Wednesday because blood sugar too high. I'd ask for advice, but I'm about to get banned for life.
  6. brian10x

    Taking a big dump

    I'd love to see that! This is probably my last post. The moderator put me on double-secret internet probation. I just got back, and I fear my salty language is going to get me a permanent kick in the taint. I just gotta be me, but I tend to melt a lot of snowflakes. Surgery postponed until this Wednesday because blood sugar too high. I'd ask for advice, but I'm about to get banned for life.
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    Refrain from strenuous sex?

    The best thing about women my age (yeah, opinion) is they know how to kiss. Takes a while to get really good at it. Great! Now i have to service the plumbing again!
  8. brian10x

    Refrain from strenuous sex?

    You ain't kidding girl.
  9. brian10x

    Refrain from strenuous sex?

    That is such a relief to hear that. I need to keep tuned up since after I lose some weight I'm going after some hot middle-aged babes.
  10. brian10x

    Refrain from strenuous sex?

    I hope you are right! I'd hate to have to explain to the doctor how I tore my stitches !
  11. I go under the blade on the 27th. My orientation booklet says not to have strenuous sex for four weeks after surgery? I usually masturbate furiously several times a week. This just won't work for me. I can't think straight unless I "clear the plumbing". I wonder if there is something I can take to reduce my sex drive? Pictures of Nancy Pelosi maybe?
  12. Well I'm 59, never married, and have an abnormally high sex drive. I'm going to lose 100 lbs and get my old job back in the adult film industry. Don't judge me. I bring happiness to many.
  13. Great advice. This should also help with my diabetes related leg pain. Walking, and maybe some time on my stationary bike.

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