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Lets see... I kissed Darius Rucker aka "Hootie" I have been in all but three states I was once in four states at the same time I've watched the heat lightning at 2 am on the plains I've been swimming in both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans I had a lot of fun on a Florida freeway during one of those "monsoon" type rainstorms Danced with a cowboy while he sang "Amarillo by Morning" in my ear Danced naked in the snow at 14,000 feet and have pics to prove it Seen lightning with no thunder and heard thunder with no lightning I once peeled and ate an agave cactus while living in the desert I ruined my favorite calf-skin gloves peeling an agave cactus I speak enough French and Spanish to really get into trouble I can give myself a full bath with one canteen of Water I really got into trouble speaking French on a train I sang New York, New York in a Seattle dive. I touched a whale accidentally at 58 feet I've made, and slept in, a snow cave I was kissed by Sir Elton John Name dropping time... Jacob Dylan (wallflowers), Stephen Baldwin, Chris Isaak, Bill Clinton, Caroline Kennedy, Arnold Schwarzenegger, our current prez... listed in order of face-time, from "heart to heart" to "hey, great to meet ya, bye" You all rock, those are some GREAT lists people! Thanks foodstampchamp for the info, my mind went blank at midnight. Maybe I should stop kissing on men whose name I can't remember? Brenda

Psycho is a little strong, don'cha think? Let's just say you are among friends...

Geez, you just made me squirt Crystal Light out of my nose... P'Nut!

oh, and the sad little fishy... I looked at it and thought that maybe obesity was spreading through the animal kingdom, a fish with a double chin?

Did someone call me?

Love you guys for making it great!

Never said you were cute, I did say you had a hairy ass...

Am I the weirdo that thinks they are adorable?

you're right! That is a bad joke I am still laughing!

primate performance art?

...pretty sure the straight guys'd fit on the barstool too... and women for that matter...

Baboon-sicle... Was it the peer pressure or is it social commentary?

I crushed a tylenol PM in a ziplock baggie last week adn stirred it into some plain yogurt last week. It was nasty but al least the yogurt didn't give any false sense of security going in. Try a little coffee...sometimes the caffiene is just the thing. Hope you feel better soon!

I know it wasn't you Donna ((hugs)) This was an Aussie version of one my former Marine uncle sends out about once a month. Silly Uncle... No blame from me, K?

Try and do a little breakfast though, it will start up your metabolism HOURS earlier than usual and speed up the weight loss.

I still do, afraid I'd die without it. Sugar-free for me.

Was this on another thread? I have done some reading in the Qur'an and, when complimenting Dawg, believed that he was supporting TOM's statement that Allah and the God of the Bible were one and the same. Sorry TOM if I was misunderstood. Your tone was aggressive, but matched equally the tone of the OP.

I can think of a few for Pu**y.. I thought the boob talk would have killed it, but there are a few of us who continue to hang on. It's going down! Abandon ship people!

Thanks Dawg Well said. :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

With a little less hair, maybe.

...smells like someone dragged some mud in here... Get it out! Quick! Before I start slingin' it!

OK this is obviously off topic- Don't know about you guys, but I may skip on the plastic surgery so that when I reach goal I can use my extra skin like the flying squirrels do... jumping naked out of trees all around the neighborhood. Or cliff-diving...Ooh hang-gliding without the glider! and Paul... Where did you find and Elmo sprinkler? My 2yo is nuts for the little red guy.

LBT would really turn into an ugly place if they removed someone as clear-sighted, and caring as Penni from the moderator position. ((((everyone))))

I thought about it, but didn't want to take the chance

I don't doubt the meat products listed, but that was Tired Old Man. The bread and peanut butter was me, yes. With the mechanical harvesting techniques used for nuts and grains, a large number of insects are collected right along with the "good" stuff and ground into commercial goods. I think Peanut Butter has the highest concentration of allowed bug segments.