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FunnyDuddies

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  1. Interesting...Then why did she post as a Drunk Susan to antagonize Photonut in her second ever post?
  2. yeah they are all coming out of the woodwork. ignore them and they might go away.
  3. I am scheduled with dr grossbard through fill centers usa. I am scheduled for the 6th of sept, and I am gettingit done by flouro so that we can be sure of the restriction.
  4. i bet my cat would NOT enjoy the "toss the cat" game. he weighs like 50 pounds, so it would def be a work out forme LOL
  5. I have had people do that to me too, correcting me where I was not wrong with something so foul and upsetting i want to run away crying.
  6. omg chat was funny last night!
  7. I have PB'd once, and had one strange incident with air. LOL Let me explain. I had eaten an hour earlier, and all of a sudden i got really light headed and nausiated. I ran to the bathroom, mouth water, thinking i was going to puke. this was three days after my first pb so i was tender and scared. I leaned over the sink, all the stalls were taken, heaved and nothing but a lot of air came out. and voila! I felt fine. it was freaky. I also do the 6 small meals a day, every 2 hours. I do not get in 1000 cals a day. I average closer to 600, but i am losing like crazy. and occasionally i drink with meals, or drink my meal. it just depends on what i feel like eating. my one pb moment was fast, and all my fault. i was eating in the car and ate too big a bite. I was on my period so i had restriction, and it just got stuck. I pulled into a car park lot, got out, threw it up and i was fine. no pain or anything. but i was tender for a few days after. this was about 4 weeks after the band sugery.
  8. i am wearing pants today. CALL ME KING, BABY!!!
  9. telly i hope it isn't me. i try to not do it, and i DO know how to spell most of the time. But i type really fast and don't notice a lot of the time.
  10. damned if it kills us, damned if it doesn't
  11. oh our scale is possessed. I can get on it. Step off, get back on and I have gained 20 pounds.
  12. axe, and the misspellings that wheets has talked about are my big pet peeves. So is "eXpresso"....no X in esspresso people!!! I also hated the putting an "r" into words where they don't belong. "Go warsh your hands" "My granddaughter lives in warshington" The southern accents don't bother me though. I understand my husband's family better than he does. And after every visit I leave sounding like them as well. Its weird, but he grew up in Georgia, with parents from NC and TN, and he has no accent. makes me sad. Dawg, as for the cat...i don't know what to tell you. Elwood speaks to me all the time too. I'll check the food and water, check the litter box (he won't go if it is the slightest bit dirty) and make sure he has his toys. he just likes to talk. So I like to think he is telling me how much he loves me.
  13. I am going to do the cleansing again, but this time I am doing it the aggressive way. So that means nothing but water today. Breakfast: Colon blow, lots of water Snack: Water Lunch: Colon Blow and lots of water Snack: Water Dinner: Colon Blow and lots of water Dessert: water I will not eat today, and I will drink at least a gallon of water today. I will also do my heavy bag again tonight.
  14. ok, The colon blowing is very interesting. Can we say hollow man? I seriously feel weird. LOL my weigh in for today is 294. I was 296 yesterday, so it looks like so far I lost 2 pounds with the colon blowing LOL
  15. HAHAHAHAHA don't you love that? Personally my favorite thing about hurricanes is being able to see the bands in the sky. they are so pretty.
  16. ugh...or the three days of solid rain we had a few days ago. we have puddles still from it and the mosquitos are awful!!
  17. ernesto, eduardo, it never really matters unless it really cuts a path of destruction. Then you hear about it every 5 minutes. Iulizbug, I am in tampa too. No rain, no wind so far. I heard we might get some wicked thunderstorms later this afternoon. But so far it has been a really quiet morning. Kinda nice actually. I took the dog for a really long walk and we listened to the birds.
  18. goodnight dork. see you tomorrow. clakclakclak
  19. w00t that message was too short so i had to add this.
  20. Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
  21. i don't think even we understand our own insanity.
  22. i'm gonna hit chat. refreshing the screen is too much work for me at this hour.
  23. NuckPhutz has no say. unless she shares in wine. the only bottle i have is white, and it is not chilled. I will share my spaghetti o's
  24. the thing likes his cheddar. what can i say?

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