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FunnyDuddies

LAP-BAND Patients
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Everything posted by FunnyDuddies

  1. leila my sexy girl!! cool beans on the 3 pounds! how ya feelin?
  2. Coke is bad, m'kay? carbonation is bad because it can cause air to get trapped and can cause a miriade of awful things to happen. the sugar in regular cokes, and the sodium in regular an diet cokes are REALLY bad for you. basically I live off of Water now...an on saturdays i pickle the hell out of my liver with straight scotch. but no more coke, or sprite (god i miss my sprite)
  3. MARIA?? CARLOS?? SANCHEZ?? clakclakclakclak
  4. FunnyDuddies replied to Fitter's topic in The Lounge
    Click the edit button, and the first option you have is to delete the post, or not delete the post.
  5. we are but bags of electrolized blood and guts wandering around bumping into each other till we fall down and die. basically that is life. happiness is realizing this, and dancing your baggy ass through the crowd with a smile on your face.
  6. The Good: The clothes I used to not be able to fit into, and have been hiding in the back of my closet, are now too baggy. And I can wear my husband's t-shirts. The Bad: My hair is falling out The Ugly: As I lose weight my apron seems to be getting longer and longer.
  7. I inevitably gain a pound the day before, a few the days of, and i lose like 3 pounds the day after. It is just weird.
  8. I can tell you that if you decide to have another ban placed, you might want to consider the VG band. It is larger and can accomodate a larger stomach. I am so sorry this happened to you, and it sounds like the cookie cutter model of doing fills did not work for you. I don't understand that way of thinking either. IF you get a new band placed, try to get your fills done by flouro. this is suppose to help you and the doc determine the closest to perfect fill FOR YOU since they can see it as it is happening. Again, I am so sorry this has happened, and I wish you lots of luck with your decision!!
  9. My kids are younger than yours, but I too brought up the idea with no anxiety and as matter of factly as i could. I did not want them to worry about me, or think that something was wrong. I told them I was having a surgery to make me better an skinnier. The funniest part was picking them up and my aughter seeing me and gasping "Oh mommy, you are so pretty. It was a good operation!" LOL little liar. hehehe
  10. I am also wonering how tight you are. If you are only able to eat mushies, it maybe that you are overfilled. I have hear of many people who get overfilled, and they turn to foods that are not good for weightloss because of their ease of going down. Do you think this might also be the case? I have hear of people who are overfilled as having a lot of aci reflux issues as well. I really hope you find the information and the answers you are looking for. I suggest going to see a octor that is REALLY well verse in the band. Good luck!!
  11. Ok, all the girls here...i want to know something. approx how much do you lose at the end of aunt flo? I have notice that the 2 days after I lose 1-3% of my body weight before aunt flo. I red somewhere a long time ago that women retain 3% of their body weight in fluid during aunt flo, and it is gone the first couple of days after. Do you see this? Or am I the only freak here? LOL
  12. FunnyDuddies replied to Fitter's topic in The Lounge
    *waves* Bye again!!
  13. I think you are reading things with a certain tone that is not being put across that way. Everyone here is very on edge, but I am in no way being condescending. I have been laughing all day long really. And am not putting anyone down. I have pointed out certain facts, and done so level headedly and without name calling or malice. Please do not mistake that as being condescending. Just curious. Is it just today that they are different people?
  14. I am so sorry to hear that. The same thing happened to me. I ended up going to Monterrey Mexico and being banded. I just couldn't see myself having the bypass. Goodluck with this all!!
  15. *drops to one knee and raises her hands above her head* SUPERSTAR!!!
  16. typical board move. when your argument can't hold Water, attack something stupid. LOL thank you.
  17. bottom line...drink your liquor straight! LOL all of that sugar and calories comes from mixers that are used. mainly bar mix
  18. you'd think, wouldn't you.
  19. Oh, yeah, and I know how to spell the name of the town I live in, and the road I live on.
  20. that is funny. no.name posted in this thread earlier about theirs location as being Lidsville for "years". You see, Lisa forgot which account she was on while posting. simple mistake. but its a good try. would you like for me to copy and paste it? Here...allow me. #35 Today, 03:48 PM no.name Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 4 If you people have your real addresses in your profiles, here's your sign. There's no place in Real World called Lidsville, either, but I've existed there according to my profile for years. Want me to pass the drool rag? she also used a term that lisa has been using all over the board this morning while stalking Photonut. Hope that helps your confusion.
  21. Supersize Me!
  22. could we get back to the business of killing this thread? LOL Lets stay on topic people!!!
  23. The mods have been alerted to it all. Its just they are half staffed at the moment I believe due to people being on trips. No worries. Don't let her get to you. It certainly isn't getting to the rest of us. She will tire herself out and find another site to harass soon enough.
  24. This morning: 30 minutes of jumprope, 30 minutes of heavy bag 4 15 minute walks with the dog around the neighborhood Later this evening: 30 minutes of heavybag work, 30 minutes of jump rope, 1 hour of pilates DVD

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