Carrie_C

Someone call me stoooopid? That's it, I'm calling Alex.

Wow, did you get an apron with your band??? I want one too.

Yes, yes we do. I think it's because we are all fat. We get to blame everything we do on being fat.

You got pornography?? I thought we had to give that up when we got the band???

Hey I want an I hate me thread about me. How do I get one??? Does it come with the band???

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You shouldn't be talkin bout people's mommas. I'm gonna report you right now. But first I'm gonna start 100 different threads about how you should be kicked off.

Darn, but my sister's husband's cousin's granny said I couldn't get VD if I had a band. Did she lie?????

I'm new here. Can someone tell me what these red itchy bumps are? Also I just got a band 3 days ago. I can go ahead and get pregnant now right? I don't need to wait even though my surgeon told me to?

Omg!!!!!!!

Congrats! That means you can do your own fills now and the rest of ours too right?????

It's what exercises I can do, not exercise.

What's obesityhelp? Can they help me??

Oh wait, I know what PB means, Peanut Butter.

Yea sure size doesn't matter!!!!

I don't know what a PB is. Whats a slime? Is it green?

I think your problem is you're not eating enough candy bars. You also have to drink cherry Dr. Pepper. But be sure to stir it up with a spoon first. That's the only way it will work.

Don't you know we are all burning here together??!!

No, are you crazy? Don't you know that people who have had the band a long time don't know what they are talking about?? So how could you possible contribute???? :confused::drool:

Awwwwww, it's ok. Go ahead and eat that deep fried chicken 2 days after surgery and be sure to drink a diet coke as well. It will be ok.

No, they're wrong. You have to eat chocolate candy bars to stop the sliming, or a donut usually works for me. No don't call your doctor. He's stupid. And OF COURSE the band is right for EVERYONE. Don't you know this is LAPBAND talk???? Everyone should get a band and come here.

Why don't you all just get a life and stop posting useless information!

I'm new here. Where's the Lounge?

Good luck! I start nursing school in less than 2 weeks!

Since no one is answering me and you all have your own little click I'm leaving the boards!!! :biggrin::w00t: