Carrie_C

Yes, it's hits a nerve with me because my husband is super thin. He has never had a weight problem. He eats junk and never exercises but still stays thin. He has no idea what it's like. I have always eaten better and exercised a lot more than him, yet somehow I'm the fat one!

yo momma!!

What about my husband? Should I tell him? Do you think he will really notice 5 cuts on my belly and that I don't eat real food for a month?

I don't think I'll tell anyone I'm having surgery. Do you think any one will notice if I lose like 70 pounds?

No, they have to go through your vagina to adjust it.

I'm new too. Can someone tell me if my insurace will pay for the band? How can I find out?

No, you don't have to worry bout no more babies when you get a band.

Yea, to be a member of the fatties you HAVE to like ice cream? Where you been??

What's grade school??? We don't have that here in this trailor park ghetto I live in. I'm lost.....

Well DUH don't you know you have to eat ice cream to lose weight??? It's a liquid you know so you can have it right after surgery. GEEZZZ

By the way, I just got a band. Can someone tell me what PBing and sliming is? Am I supposed to drink with my meals? Cause I just had a super sized coke with my Big Mac.

Yes, it's because you're fat. Go ahead and eat both the vanilla and chocolate.

My question is what does the Bible say about all this????

Yea that projectile vomiting at the mall can be bad.

No, drink the pickle juice with the spermicide and that will push the chicken strips down.

Well, that might work, but be sure and have the spermicide with some more extra crispy chicken.

No, you shouldn't use the disinfectant spray, it might get you pregnant.

No, I think MRS HAG means smoking some pot. I just had surgery yesterday and I'm lighting one up right now. Is that bad?

Hey what's wrong with living in a trailor in the ghetto and eating KFC???

OMG!!!!!!!!! I really needed a good laugh today!!

My husband was the same way. He didn't want me to do it either, but I knew I had to do it for myself. He tells me too that I could have done it without surgery. It used to make me mad that he felt that way, but I just ignore him now because I know he doesn't have a clue what it's like to be obese.

Never again will I be the fattest person at work.

I would just buy the smaller size and get the extenders. You probably won't need the extenders very long. I have been buying my bras off ebay. They are so much cheaper. You can get Victoria's Secret bras for a reasonable price. I'm not sure what your cup size is, but they go up to size 40DD. My breasts are very large, size 38DD, but they have deflated very badly. I bought a Victoria's Secret pushup bra from ebay and I love it. It lifts, but doesn't make your boobs look all pointy.

It sounds to me like your marriage isn't that great. Maybe if you tell him, you 2 can work on things. I can understand why you would want to keep it a secret, but I think it will make everything worse.

I know what you mean. Liquids only was AWFUL!! I had to do it for 2 weeks and I thought I was going to lose my mind!