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And/or the ONLY man that snuck sneakily into the powder room.

Well, excuse you, Mr. Stats! I remember (100 years ago) in a poli sci the teacher stating that you should also look at the + or - percents. Anything over +/- 3% isn't a valid poll or study.

Plain and Salsa: rofl - verrrrry attractive! I guess I was just trying to make sure that one can make it to the RR and that one doesn't just projectile blow!! Susan - wouldn't that eat up your teeth too? Again, ewie!

Is she going to jail b/c if not, she absolutely should be. Dang

OMG, you're just now telling us the good news?!? j/k I am absolutely THRILLED and ECSTATIC for you all. :cool2: I just now also found out that a friend of a friend's son is leukemia-free. What a day!!!:biggrin2:

May we also blame you for the war? Seems like Mrs.FF doesn't believe that the president is to blame for anything so who's left? I was hoping you were offering. :cool2: (Yes, that's rolling my eyes.) I had a shitty career even with an MBA until 4 years ago. The economy has been very cyclical so perhaps Mrs. just happened to have only been an adult during the good times. To appreciate the good, one must go through bad sometime. Susan - what I don't get with your situation is why Countrywide would want to take from you. Wouldn't they make more money keeping you paying what is probably a higher house price? If you default, they have to sell (which means a realtor cost, I presume) and closing costs and then probably selling at a lower price. I just don't get it.

Yuk, doesn't it? I'd rather be on liquids than hurl. Ewwie. Do you know when you're about to PB? I was going to make a smart ass DS comment but am refraining.

Let me go ahead and apologize for being a no-nothing pre-bander(!) but does a PB not hurt the same as a "proper" vomit? Does one not regurg acid like with a vomit? Doesn't sound like a lot of fun either way.

Technically you could; what do we know different??? ha LJM - the notion of purging on a donut and then hurling on the boss was HYSTERICAL!!!

Mac- I'm of the opinion that whatever WLS one chooses is their choice and that we should be supportive of each other. However, being ugly about the choices others' have made is wrong. The DSers that say only their surgery is "the one" are tacky. What do they care what surgery someone else has/had??? My friend had GP but is totally supportive of me getting the band. I personally don't want to keep a bedpan in my car but hey, that's just me. PLUS I really need my job so I don't want to get fired for sewering up the joint! :cool2: But what do I know....

How lovely, thank you. :cool2: I was actually specifically ASKED about your posting, tyvm.

And it was MY decision to castigate for trying to pick up some business on a WL website.

Why, why, WHY do I keep falling for y'all's doggone DS links? Must...step...away. Anyway, from that post: Total loss to date: 32 lbs I My DS! If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me! OMG DISGUSTING! (Tho I can think of one co-worker I could sic her on!) And can someone please explain to me why James G doesn't have on a shirt? Mr. "DS is the PLATINUM STANDARD OF WLS" is gross - why would we want to see him shirtless? GAK

Oh my. Miz, you may have all of the best intentions but it is inappropriate to post this on LBT. Why doesn't PHughes have a BofA email address? Applying for a home loan requires a LOT of personal information that someone could use for identity theft. I realize that there are numerous folks in major binds with their Bank, S&L, etc but again, I strongly feel that this is inappropriate and hope that no one goes this route. I reiterate - you may have the best intentions but it's just too risky of a situation for folks on here to go with a stranger over email IMO.

Please, God, let me get so small that my brother tells me that I've lost enough weight!!!

Oh, Gloucester - you must feel like a......wait for it......DOG! <hanging head> I just couldn't help myself. :embaressed_smile: OK now seriously - I'm sure you really do feel major guilt. I don't have animals but I know I would really feel badly as well. Did you have that liquid stuff to put on the bleeding? Froggi - did you post that nasty meat pic? I'm not even banded yet and that pic PLUS the notion of burger shakes are really grossing me out! Maybe that'll be my pre-band diet!

Thanks, BBK and Ninja! I saw his nerdy ass yesterday and just looked right through him; always fun! I just so hope he tries to sniff around once I start losing weight. "Uh and you are?" Plain - I didn't mean your pocket pool self. It's uh "cute" when you do it; yea that's it! Clearly this guy has nothing to play pocket pool with! And Jen - finally a Vols fan on here! Yea!!!

Ancient!?! 3 months' old is "ancient"? I kind of figured that "goofball" was appropriate but what child doesn't think their parents are "goofballs"? :embaressed_smile: I just hope I live long enough to see my damn brother have a poochy tummy! He has alwaysssss been very slender; it's so unfair!!! Thank goodness I, at least, got the "good" teeth! haha

Whew!!! I can't wait until my clothes are falling off! :confused_smile:

So were the customers and your co-workers singing "Blue Moooooooon"?

I wonder if a dog comes along with the DS to have someone to blame the stink bombs on? I also wonder if the unconditional love of a pet is even tested with DS'ers? Dog/Cat's like "Oh HELL naw, that shit was nasty!!!" all the while clawing on the door to get OUT.

And eat yogurt for the good bacteria. When I was proned to YI, I began using Ivory since it has no perfumes; I won't use any other kind of soap now.

We are SO missing out on a niche market here. You know there has to be a market for charcoal teddies! :party:

SDSusan - GREAT post; so well-written and thoughtful!! It's scary to me that people either a) aren't listening to their doctors or :party: aren't being told anything by their docs. I've only heard good things about my doctor but I am doing as much reading as I can (meaning, of course, means reading the DS poop blog)!

WASa - girl, you need to behave!!!!!!! rofl