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Not much different from big tobacco selling cheap cigs overseas to hook the populations of third world countries.

I think you should go on "America's got talent" Fanny, I believe that this is a classic Freudian construct. Your obsession about snakes belies your comfort with your own sexuality. The fact that you handle venomous snakes implies that you sometimes prefer "dangerous" men. Prescription: Get your BF to dress up as Hugh Jackman. Ask him if he wants to "play Australia". If he asks what that entails, tell him he's going to the "land down under".

So Michigan is the anti-San Francisco?

That's funny! Eh, it is what it is.....My wife gave me a very nice pipe for Christmas (and I rarely smoke. Well, tobacco, anyways....but that's another confession). So I guess now I'm a pipe smoker in training.

We dance. Duh. The cool kids always are. Yeah, any rational person knows if you go see a movie like Bolt you run the risk of.....kid exposure. I had a very busy night Thursday....looks like another hell night tonight. Where do you get a replacement ass? And where you been hiding lately?? Ewwww. That's the worst. I love that song. "But we all shine on / like the moon and the stars and the sun" Ugh. We're going through a crisis with my Newf right now (he just blew out his ACL). He's only 4. Wow....I clicked on the "founder's story". Creepy pic. You kidding? Welcome to 2008. Man, that's the absolute worst. Worse than sitting in a pool that's tepid (see Fanny's quote). The whole OU jumping Texas is a MUCH bigger travesty!! I know I am. Amen. Every man's fantasy! W00t!!11 'Bout time! Hey, me too!! That's why I snapped 5-6 webcam photos to post them Thursday night. I told my wife the same thing! ZING!! Yeah I'm a stud!! Bow-chicka-wah-wah

Cool, thanks! They aren't ALL from Iceland, are they?!? :tongue2:

Yeah, but the creepy thing is....He's an accountant! Uh oh......I feel a court order coming on! Beth collects them.

Hells Yeah!!

Perhaps a buttonable "flap", like the old-time longjohns?

Yup, that's me! But.....your husband would be sad!

So the "diet fried chicken" is a sham?!? Damn, I knew it!

For Shame Fanny!!!! LOL.....

Yeah.....there's a REASON these folks are burger virgins. Sadly, I made a few bad choices out of high school and I was known for awhile as a burger slut. :tongue2:

Hey, I carry that same card! Maybe I'll see him @ the next meeting! :tongue2: *raises glass in a toast - Here's to Ebony's pants!! Spouse snob I created a bare bones facebook account last night. PM on how I can friend you (if you don't want that info on this forum). Whew! When you said photos of the jewles, well..... Send me one too! name = Trey Swint W00t!!11 Awesome! We're PTO people as well.

The real freak out occurs if the TV weatherman even mentions a minute chance of show.....If there is even a 1% chance of snow flurries, the elderly will descend upon the grocery stores and clear out all bread and milk. I think Nostrodomus wrote about it.

Since it looks like I'm going home tonight, I'll check it out. I've been kinda sorta avoiding facebook because I have several exes that are on there.....but maybe we can come to some sort of mutual ignore understanding.

The biggest driving headache where I am is the rain. When it rains, all the old drivers wanna slow things down to 30 MPH.

Hey Boswell, if the scale you have measures bodyfat according to the electrical conductivity theory, then it's probably not super accurate. At it's best, readings can fluctuate wildly based on how hydrated you are. You'd probably be better off getting somebody (who knows what they're doing) to measure you with the "pincer" things. The gold standard is the water tank. I would love to get a water submersion reading to see what my fat% is.

I wonder if my local "Waffles & Chicken" eatery have mislead me with their menu??

Love my Gmail. and technically challenged as I am, just found out Gmail has chat. Any night owls with gmail that wanna chat give me a holler (country version of "holla") ** stands and applauds** At least somebody on here has their priorities straight... w00t! That's the way it's done, Ebony.....resist one day at a time. Awesome!! There was a big stink in Bowie county (Texas) awhile back. A number of state troopers were fired because they weren't meeting their pullover quotas. Veteren troops fired because they weren't pulling over drivers going 59 in a 55 zone.....But hey! At least the state will get a bunch of brand new rookie troopers to work that radar gun. See my previous response. In the scandal I was talking about above, the captain, or looey, or whatever the bigwig was said that there is NOT a quota system. Then in the next breath, he said that the trooper WERE required to perform a number of "interactions" or something like that. Sheesh.....do they think we're all idiots? Something tells me that telling Fanny this is akin to throwing petrol on a fire! Donna, I would rather jog down hell's main highway barefoot than drive in Houston traffic again. If I ever have to go there for a professional seminar, I'm calling you for a ride!

I'm considering a facebook account. Peer pressure, ya know....

That sounds quite fun!!

3 work parties!!! Now that's an office that knows how to celebrate......although I kinda have an office party every weekend (because I work by myself).

Wow, that's an impressive list. I can't think of anything else to add to that.

Good luck, Smiles!