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plain
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Oh man, I love that burn. That's how I know the exercises are working.
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Hey! That's MY doc! :tt1:
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Welcome kiddow, glad to have you aboard. Snoop around a bit, there's a ton of information here.
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Hey, that's very cool that you've had that kind of success. Fantastic!
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Hey there mnorman. Welcome to the boards. There is a ton of information to look up on here. Good luck!
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*Travis Bickle voice* You talkin' to me?
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Firewall blocks it. Why does LBT get through? I dunno, but I'm not gonna jinyx it. Wait.....you mean you're banded??
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Look people. Some things, like the concept of "romantic love" and "gravity" are debatable. Some things are not debatable. The fact that Anchorman is indeed the best movie of all time is not debatable.
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Wow, Beth, you really have a knack for making them sound quite sexy....
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Wait, I didn't get a friend request.... If you post on my virtual psychiatrist thread with your problem, I will mock it, provide an analysis, and then solve said problem with an insight so uncanny that you will wonder if I am psychic....
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Close. My baffy fruits are stained, but the stain is not orange. Ceradad, I'm not 100% sure about the whole "rond Earth" fallacy. It makes much more sense that our Earth is held aloft by a giant names Atlas. I love that Prince song! I'll keep your secret if you keep mine: That I like to hunt the most dangerous prey of all.....MAN *dun-dun-DUN* Hmmmmm, I don't know if I have it in me to keep 2 secrets, LOL. I got your request, LJM, but my home computer has been suckish. As soon as it gets up & running I'll add ya. Facebook is MySpace with a bad case of ADD Well they quit serving peanuts. What's a hungry man to do? SNT, You'd better friend me on facebook, butthole!! Or I'm forwarding all the secret pics I've taken of you to your stalker!
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Beware if you add Susan to your Facebook friends.....she will write filthy, vulgar things to your wall. LOL......just kidding.
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Woah, woah!! When did I get a stetson? And tap.....ignore you all the time? Blatant hyperbole. :angry_smile:
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Allright, allright.....
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Good luck, Shannon. I gots my fingers crossed for you!
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Welcome tomebadd! The waiting is the hardest part, LOL
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Welcome to lapbandtalk, missmendy! Good luck on your weightloss journey!
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If you are entertained by these comments, then your humor threshold is dangerously low!! Perhaps the anxiety and pressures of everyday life subliminally cause you to gravitate towards levity? Prescription: watch the funniest movie ever made: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
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Hmmmmm.....it's a tough call when somebody wants to receive but not give. He sounds a little greedy, to me.
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I saw a movie like that, once.
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Clearly a mis-step on my part. Everything blends together after about 6 pages of PJTP C'mon Beth, do it!
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Second row, second from left. You're the one with the big afro.
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What? That's the normal tone of my voice!!
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Post your problem, get a solution. Unless you just wanna "play doctor".....heeheehee
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Haha, jealous much of my multipost? Seriously, you guys had a post party over the weekend! Alabama had been #1 for a long time. They got beat by a better team. Texas got jumped in the polls by a team they beat. The Big 12 championship game consisted of two teams that Texas had beat. We GOTTA get rid of the BCS system.