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Hi lilytam! Welcome to the world of posting questions and opinions, lol! Jump on in.....we won't bite. Well, most won't. Heehee.

Please refrain from posting explicit sexual remarks like this, Carrie. Thnx.

Some docs allow clowns, some don't. I think everybody agrees, though, that if one decides to eat a clown, go with a happy clown. There's nothing so bitter as the tears of a sad clown.

So, if Kinky runs on the democratic ticket (as is the rumor), we won't have much in common RE: Texas politics? I figured you'd be super supportive of whichever candidate the dems decide to run. Er...big Barney Frank fan, are ya?

I'll let KC take this. I don't have much good advice. The last time I tried to "help" somebody, I got in some legal trouble. Turns out the police don't really like it when you set up a kiosk at the mall advertising "free gynological exams". I mean, I had a privacy curtain.....what's the prob?

Perhaps...and I say this tenatively...you could slip the commissioner a bribe to see things your way. Watch out though, "eminent domaign" is a powerful weapon in local governments. Those that rock the boat could find the city condeming and seizing the kitchen table as well, for future expansion.

Hi Amy. Good luck on the surgeries. The one thing I would suggest is to re-think having the surgeries on the same day (especially if y'all have a family to care for). It might work out fine for you both, but there is a healing period where you both will be pretty sore. I'm not saying don't do it, just to think about it. Let us know how it goes!!

Hi Momby. You might get more results if you post this question on the "doctors and hospitals" subforum on this site. Good luck!

Hi Katlynn. Welcome to lapbandtalk! There's a lot of info on the site here and lots of people to chat up. Good luck with your surgery!

Or I could just come up and kneecap him. I've eaten TKD dudes for breakfast.

You kinda have a Macy Gray thing going. Except you're hotter than Macy (ok, to be fair, she probably has the better voice). Man Shon, your husband is a lucky bastard, heehee.... Let me repeat that. I HATE THE DENTIST!! Easiest thing to do (IMO) is to go to gmail.com and set up a new email account. Then go to facebook and start over. Check your PM's.

I think the brand of plant food is "Fallus-gro". It's made by Peters, Dix and Wang. Their home office is in Johnsonville, Tx. Do you mean my cousin Flemish White? He was telling me he had a hot encounter in a men's room stall. I always wondered who was on the other side. Look, I've been over this, like 8 or 10 times. If you wanna do missionary, you first have to be ordained. There is an internet school that takes care of these things. Or so I've heard. It's a game I like to call "finger drumbeat on the uvula" How do you think I got the outfit in the first place? Except I also woke up with a sore butt. Bonus! If you're into "beating it", you probably won't get pregnant. I would never pee in the pool. However, my IBS sometimes flares while I swim.

So, by that premise, either you are also thrilled with Rick Perry's rhetoric, or else you are not pro-Texas. Which one is it? Almost forgot this part. Yeah, I knew you live in Texas, because one of the few points we agree on is dislike of Rick Perry (I badly wanted Kinky Friedman <I> to win).. I didn't mean to imply you were specifically hating on Texas. I just thought it was a little weird that both of you suddenly inject odd geographical attacks in the middle of a healthcare debate.

I could handle the squats, but no way would I even get 1 rep on the "weight + 20" bench. Love the new 'do.

Hey, I LOVE the new avi and hair!! or rather, I would......If I loved crap!

Mmmmm, doughnuts..... <----- Said in Homer Simpson voice

Sadly, no. I am in need of like, 14 visits to get to "average"

Kristen, what are the requirements for the "Iron Bear"?

Me too. Now he just needs to get rid of "Crazy".

I think his home base is San Francisco.

Young lady, does your mother know you have those things at your house? And does she know about the mushrooms?

I wonder if those schrooms are edible? I'm...uh...asking for a friend.

..............speechless.

You know my power turns you on. That's not a hoodie, it's my stomach folded over. Thank you for making fun of my physical appearance. I'm going back to obesityhelp where people are actually nice.

I'm suing the both of you because your personal bickering has caused many, many pains in my ass.