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Hey, Have you spoken to susan or any other mod? PM me details if ya want. We (mods) can make things better, maybe.....unless I'm part o' the problem. In that case, let me know. I can (as unbelievable as this sounds) tone it down. Well, I'm sorry Brandy, but those nude pics don't send themselves to my inbox!

Is it true that muscle relaxers also relax the stoma? If that's true then I just found a way to eat those chicken strips! W00t!

Untrue. The remains will go into what is mysteriously being referred to as the "Soylent Green" program. IDK what exactly that is.

Long as you don't wash 'em down with a frosty glass of heroin all should be well. Of course, I'm not a medical person in any way, shape, or form....and I don't even play one on TV.

Momma always said those qualities were what me a special, special boy.

Are you commenting on my nude pics?

The Brass Monkey? That funky monkey?

She never said she was going to sleep.

That's why I have "DNR" tattooed on my fivehead.

Yep, I'm the resident moron. Only I prefer the term "awesome". Mom told me they mean the same thing. Heehee...Punny.

PJTP: I'm trying to titrate a CPAP for an octogenarian. If it were me in her shoes, I think I'd stick with what got me through 81 years.....but that's just me.

Was it his glamorous and sexy role in The Cell?

You should be ok unless you're pregnant.

and dust.....Damn. Ladies like pearl necklaces, not sandblasting.

You mean The Monkey is turned on by pearl necklaces? Well step into this dark alley here, heh heh heh....

I believe it was Slim. Should I post those shots on facebook? Nothing else, just odd.

You may be doing the pigs a disservice with that comparison

Oh. In that case, It NEVER happens to me.

Another squatter break the glass coffee table? Happens to me ALL the time.

Er....I hope you know where the stain came from... I heard the monkey can eat a banana without using her hands? I'm sure we all meant it in the sweetest way, dear.

Brittle???

What did y'all bet on?

Yeah, one time I had to use some o' that hemopiod cream. I think it was "Prep H" or something?

Well I'm the one sitting here in my assless "Aquaman" costume....who do think gets the enema?!? And I always insist on the "x-tra large" nozzle.

I've never heard an act of female self-gratification called "petting your possum", but whatever..... Um, I don't believe it, Liar McFibby. They = "the Man" Naked pictures make everything better. BTW, do you like the way I quoted the above? Makes it look like TPG was the one taking the naked pics. You're welcome, pool girl. Link, por favor. Yeah, they'll end up in MY album. I collect these pictures to help.....well, the reason I collect them isn't really important. Beth? Not possible. Her style is sooooo gentle. Here, take the conversation I cut and pasted between Beth and a newb: Newb - Hey, how long was everybody on liquids following surgery? Beth - Look f*cktard, quit being so f*cking stoopid and wasting my f*cking time. By the way, I had a quick question. If I pureed a pan of lasagna and then administered it via an enema, could it hurt my band? Could it hurt my marriage?