LipstickLady

And then we can have Barry White later to chill out and sort out the tingles

Hey, I can speak Southern too, with a completely new accent. After all I live in the Southern Hemisphere .... Down Under

Slut!!!

Always !!! Ha ha ....

@_Kate_ Thank you for exemplifying my opinion exactly as I stated. Youknow, the one that you "respectfully disagreed" with.

Don't you get humour Lipstick

Oh. Now it's "humor". What was it you said? "Well if that in an excuse then ... fill your boots, right?"

lol, damn! I just can't win with you ladies! It's like we're married or something...

That's definitely no way to propose, young man.

Back to the big Spoon, generic models and blow up dolls ..... No arguments then .... LOL

Finally saw that the check mark for visitors under settings was not checked.

LMAO at your Samuel Jackson pic in there. Well played.

Riiiiight?

I thought being unable to respond to a status meant being blocked. Someone blocked me. The individual must be daft.

@WLSResources/ClothingExch

You were daft enough to block ME!! That's how I figured it out!!

@LipstickLady, I knew you were referring to moi. Sometimes I just know things. And I never thought you were dumb. When I wrote above (below?) "only sometimes," i meant that I only looked at your posts some times. The "let's see what happens" meant that we'd see if you'd figure out that I unblocked you. Big grin back at ya.

You missed the rest of the story, they were a-salt-ed before they were battered and the cops grilled them for 20 minutes...

LOL, love the comments!

@High functioning fat man - you're too cool for school. @Moogle -- you're just right for Corny High.

Hey Dark choco is healthy for your heart so dark choco + banana seems legit (and tasty!) to me within moderation of course.

Repeating this comment from above...I am a newbie and I welcome advice from all of you Vets. This community would not be very helpful without Vets sharing wisdom and experience. Please don't stop! ( that includes the humor and funny observations...great for a laugh or two)

My favorite is when the OP isn't even complaining about the comments and some "hero" comes in on the attack and accuses everyone of bullying the OP and being ignorant and mean.

Why you pouting?

I don't pout...

I'm a man...

I sulk!!!

Wait!!

I don't sulk...

I brood...

Yeah..

That's it...

You shoulda just stayed on the couch with the comfy warm blankie, mittens, hat, and sockies I gave you. How dare you come off that couch and give your valuable veteran weight loss opinion.

@WLSResources/ClothingExch... "fedorass"? Baaahaaahaaaa!!!

Sorry, @Unbridled , I will do better tomorrow. Right now I am playing with carp.

MMMMM.... honey bunzzzzz.... second thought, my body may think that sounds awesome, but my sleeve doesn't like gooey sweet stuff anymore. LOL.

Oooh I'll take those new Lays Biscuit and Gravy potato chips, a big big bag because my body really wants potatoes.

Drats! Chocolate Demon wants to be satisfied, as my sleeve is fully healed .... wish I was back in the healing mode, and chocolate made me sick ...... Not anymore! So, I am exorcising this demon. Ice-cream Demon went away.... at least for now!

I got them off the food bar at Wegmans because they keep coming up here. They were roasted in what I assume to be garlic, olive oil, salt and pepper and were quite charred. The initial taste was very good -- I love roasted veggies -- but they are certainly bitter little things once you chew them up. And as expected, I was quite gassy last night.

Hey, I just posted a link to a load of Brussels sprouts recipes. Title is 'Brussels sprouts on parade.'

That's pushing it.

Ha, I love Keyboard Gangstas!

Wait until I am actually 50! Imma be smokin!

I see Jim Carrey as the Mask when I read that...

Oh and eldoe, youd agree with anything lipsticklady says, as a matter of fact you are her yes woman, you NEVER disagre with her and attack anyone who does. Its why i have you on ignore in regular posts. Honestlyour little click reulses me. and to say "well i had a drink at 3 months" is bullshit, you all have this, attitude that you know so much more than the suregons and nutritionists, which is total bullshit. im done. there are good people on here. you two dont like it if anyone tips over your little power base. Ill stick to the mens forums where the little games arent played and people actually care.

I had my first drink three months out. Sleeved in May, family vacation in August to our beach house. Wine, bloody Marys and probably a margarita or three over the week. I'm wondering why/how you can call BS on what someone else does ... Unless you have hidden cameras around my home, you don't know jack. My status update had NOTHING to do with you, @Stevehud , please pull your head out of your nether regions and realize you occupy none of my active thinking.

As far as a "click" (clique), "power base", and all knowing attitude, I call BS on that. You have a very active imagination that doesn't really suit you. I ALWAYS advise people to consult their docs and I claim to be an expert on nothing but me.

And this little piggy went "WE WE WE", all the way home!

lol @LittleBill

We: (Me, myself and I)

I do yoga AND pilates. WELL.

I took taekwondo........I'll let you speak wiff Master Buyong Lee.

Little dude beat the cowboy shyt outa me back in the day.

And......I liked it...........................................

Yeah, the comments are broken on this one.

You coddle them and close comments I was hoping they would all be visible.

I can't see them either!!!

I pooped today. That's always a cause for celebration.

hahahaha!!!

i pooped..........yesterday.........not yet 2day

Girl... Are you on FB? I'll fill you in.

Yes

I sent you the info.

yeah i don't know what i was thinking getting that flavor - i'm "iffy" about banana things in general. hate eating actual bananas (more of a texture thing) but in my fatty days loved banana bread, chocolate banana milkshakes etc. but banana yogurt is just icky! blackberry today - much better!

@ShelterDog64 -- you warm my heart. When I got older, he showed me how he made them, but it didn't translate exactly to my hands. I can do a mean banana tea bread, though, thanks to Craig Claiborne. It contains no yogurt.

@heidikat72 -- I like yogurt, but agree with you and Shelter Dog that banana doesn't work there. Maybe Lipstick Lady will throw a scrambled-eggs festival.

That sounds good!

I had to look up Bread Cheese, very interesting!

@heidikat72 RIIIIIIIGHT????

Didn't you know that Some Newbies know more than their surgeons? Sigh .....

Thank you for the compliments! I don't think it's a knowledge issue - these people have to know they shouldn't be drinking wine at 5 days out or chicken wings at 6 days out - they just don't care - it's ignorance and "I want what I want... mentality". It pisses me off when they're cheered on by others - new and old.

i LOVE the lip pic. i actually considered doing that for halloween as i am dressing as a black widow. LOVE lipstick!

It's almost as if you have a knack for selling things!

My landline is receiving again after 5 1/2 days of silence. Silly me, not appreciating it while it lasted.

@Babbs RIGHT???

Nothing to find. They are just special. SPECIAL.

Ya, very. Unfortunately in this past year, it feels like there was new wave of special people coming in... Maybe it's just me, but sure feels like it.

a*

Booo gimme gimme

I must be missing something. What is bread cheese?

Ok. I'll forgive you for the "tinned" salmon thought.

Thank you my Queen! xxx

I just want Cheez its! LOL.....kidding, really!