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LipstickLady

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  1. "Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted." Emerson.

    1. PaulaleeB

      PaulaleeB

      So profound. Thanks for sharing, and I like the new lips too.

  2. "Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it's faced."

  3. @Babbs -- when I message you, you read it.

    1. LipstickLady
    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      But I'm more important.

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      AWWWWWWWWW.... HELL NO!!!

  4. @KindaFamiliar ... Do you need some birthday spankings?

    1. KindaFamiliar

      KindaFamiliar

      Need? No...

      Want? Yes!!!

    2. VSGAnn2014

      VSGAnn2014

      Bend over ...!

    3. jane13

      jane13

      ((((((smack)))))))

      feel better, or do we ALL need to spank you, one by one }:P

  5. **eyeroll**

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    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Girl... Are you on FB? I'll fill you in.

    3. Elode
    4. Elode

      Elode

      I sent you the info.

  6. *%^*#^+^#*

    1. Swampdoggie

      Swampdoggie

      Chuckle.

       

      Whyfor the @;$;('@?

    2. Smye

      Smye

      Again? :)

  7. /thathappened

    1. Elode

      Elode

      Whatever "that" is can't be worse that what I read earlier!! JS!

  8. 24,999...

    1. highfunctioningfatman

      highfunctioningfatman

      Sold to the lady with the candy apple lips!

  9. All day continuation education class and they bring in pastries and bagels for breakfast. I'm sure lunch will be pizza and cookies will be brought in this afternoon. I'll just sit here with my pineapple, almonds, cheese sticks and jerky.

    1. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Pastries, bagels, pizza and cookies? Never heard them. Never ever. We-e-ll, maybe bagels and cookies.

    2. blizair09

      blizair09

      Companies love carby breakfasts. Mine started having all of that plus protein options a few years ago after the majority of people skipped the provided breakfast and expensed the $30 hotel breakfast buffet!

    3. Unbridled

      Unbridled

      And then they wonder why everyone can't keep their eyes open. Carb coma city limits.

  10. Answer: No. Question: Will drinking carbonation or through a straw stretch my sleeve?

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    2. IcanMakeit
    3. wannaBthinsoon

      wannaBthinsoon

      @LipstickLady did you piss somebody off today? A newbie who feels like a lab rat? Sorry, But I had to laugh out loud!

    4. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      I don't know why! I supported his/her decision completely. :D

       

  11. Apparently you have to have a medical degree to know that everyone's WLS experience is different. :D DANGIT!!!

    1. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      It's "healthcare," not necessarily "medical."

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      TRUE!!! You can be anything on the interwebz...

    3. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      The ones who post in earnest, apparently taking no notice or choosing to ride over the wackiness, are so cute.

  12. Are your notifications broken, too?

    1. OutsideMatchInside

      OutsideMatchInside

      sometimes they go crazy

    2. Alex Brecher

      Alex Brecher

      How are they now?

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      @Alex Brecher I'm not getting them on posts I reply to. . .

  13. Ask your surgeon! That's why you're paying him/her the big bucks.

    1. KindaFamiliar

      KindaFamiliar

      Why ask them when I can ask here for free AND cause people irritation??!?

    2. jane13

      jane13

      "Heres your sign"

  14. Awwww...look who is creeping my profile again. :)

    1. CHM

      CHM

      *goes to look*

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      All.the.time.

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      If I offend you that much, quit looking!

  15. Because you gotta have Faith. :(

  16. Belief is stronger than truth or fact. It's proven here over and over and over...

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    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Just because you read it on the internet, doesn't mean it's true.

    3. IcanMakeit

      IcanMakeit

      I run smack into this phenomenon when I talk politics or economics with certain friends/family. No amount of facts or recounting of history will make a dent in their convictions.

    4. tlemieux220

      tlemieux220

      Love this comment.

  17. Bounce, pounce, trounce, flounce.

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    2. Dub

      Dub

      Bounce as hard as you can !!!!!!

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      You lookin' at my boobs?

       

    4. Dub

      Dub

      Of course I am. It's what I do......

  18. Brock Allen Turner is a rapist, not a victim. His father is a POS. The judge should be removed from the bench. Anyone with half a brain should be outraged right now. OUTRAGED.

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    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      @OutsideMatchInside I couldn't agree more.

    3. KristenLe

      KristenLe

      The entire thing makes me sick! I hope some guy named Bubba gets 20 minutes of action at the expense of Brock! He wasn't responsible because he was drunk?? OMG - does that mean I can kill someone when I'm drunk and get away with it?? The Judge is going to be re-elected - he's running unopposed.

    4. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Only if it takes you less than 20 minutes.

  19. Chocolate Birthday Cake Quest bars are disgusting.

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    2. Sai

      Sai

      lol they are. I kind of like the cookie dough one though.

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      I don't like them much either, @CHM . For some reason, I was hopeful.

    4. ShelterDog64

      ShelterDog64

      I like the apple pie and s'mores Quest bars, but the strawberry cheesecake flavor is horrifying :-P

       

  20. Clearly no one sees the humor in a horse dressed as a banana. I wonder if he'd mush down to 4... Never mind.

    1. heidikat72

      heidikat72

      haha i just spit water out my nose. thanks for the laugh

    2. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      Just saw it now, LOL, spitting my coffee again :)

  21. Clearly some people keep their common sense in their tummies -- the part that was removed.

    1. stacyrg2

      stacyrg2

      Or there was never any there to begin with!

    2. Sai

      Sai

      You know common sense is not common hehe but yeah, I feel ya when I read some of these threads.

    3. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      WLS on Common Sense ..... great analogy. I concur.

  22. Cold brussel sprouts smell like farts. The after effects of eating brussel sprouts also smells like farts.

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    2. ShelterDog64

      ShelterDog64

      You have an issue with the sprouts from Brussels, don't you

       

    3. LipstickLady
    4. ShelterDog64

      ShelterDog64

      I can tell.

      I can tell.

       

  23. Dagnabbit! I always have to hunt for the freaking ignore button.

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    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Awww...thanks. I am usually just full of shenanigans and tomfoolery. It's a shame some people just don't get it. :D

    3. Pescador

      Pescador

      Keep up the entertaining shenanigans!!!

    4. theantichick

      theantichick

      I love that word... shenanigans. LOL

  24. Dang, girl! I rarely come here anymore and you still can't help creeping on me! Too bad the block doesn't work both ways...

    1. FrankyG

      FrankyG

      I hate when I miss stuff. :(

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      No stuff to miss. :D It's just amusing to me how irresistible certain people (person) find me.

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