fyre_storm

I'm a scientist!

My moment was in March when I was sitting in the Denver airport waiting to board a plane. I checked Facebook on my phone, and one of my friends had just written a post that said something like "I'm sitting on an airplane getting ready for takeoff and I seen a fat guy walking down the isle. Of course his seet was right next to mine. Why do I always get stuck next to the fat ones?"
It was then that I realized I was that guy. The fat guy that everybody hoped wouldn't sit by them. that was just 2 months ago, and I'm already 3 weeks post op. Down 40 pounds, and loving it.

I watch a lot of ID discovery and this is always how this stuff starts then you all sleep with a person who becomes to get closer to the other partner and some one gets killed! Run!!!

Holy hell congrats! I started at 388 and now weigh 268! Your inspirational!!!

Oh my god. Don't let a cat scratch it! I hear that's how herpes started!!!

Oh my god. Don't let a cat scratch it! I hear that's how herpes started!!!

I live Thai and peanut sauce! Looks yummy!!

Me too! I miss pad Thai! Lol

I can send them to you personally if you like lol

I regret it every day! I regret being more healthy and fitting into smaller clothes! I regret the fact that my neck is now visible. I regret that it's easier to walk and I regret that I added ten to fifteen years to my life. . . Man food is WAY more important then all that! I'm so ungrateful!

My lunch is a salmon patty with a honey/soy glaze and it literally takes ten minutes to make and it's all measured by table spoon!
1 table spoon of:
Honey
Olive oil
Soy sauce
Butter melted (I use I can't believe it's not)
Brown sugar
1 garlic clove minced
Mix in bowl till everything's together, and then marinade.
And what ever Protein. I added green onions half way through the cooking process.

This is the yummiest sauce ever! You have to try it.

Yum!! I'm sitting here eating plain Greek yogurt getting jealous !
We went to costco last week and I forgot to buy those

Here is my before and after. Left is 388 right is 273. I'm now 269.

I gave birth to 3 ten pound babies.. Plus a gazillion other surgeries over the years.. There was only one option in my mind... Husband + snip snip = 0 new babies

I'm not gonna post it here ill get banned lol

There once was a boy, a huge ginormous boy who never really fit in. He would walk around slowly and breathlessly. Many would stare, kids would giggle and point. This boy was super content with his life but he knew something needed to change. So he became a women.... Wait no that's not right. He decided to have wls surgery, yes much better. So one night on Halloween a tummy fairy came along and tore out his stomach. And it was painful. He had to learn how to reeat. He followed the Fairys instructions to the T. He also found a site with people who had the same thing occur. Some of them who are nice, others who aren't. Six months later this boy loses 117 lbs and walks at a brisker pace. No one stares, his clothing is looser and he's much much healthier/happier. He doesn't regret his choice though it was the hardest thing to do in the world. He made the best choice and so will you.

I'm not scared lol

There once was a boy, a huge ginormous boy who never really fit in. He would walk around slowly and breathlessly. Many would stare, kids would giggle and point. This boy was super content with his life but he knew something needed to change. So he became a women.... Wait no that's not right. He decided to have wls surgery, yes much better. So one night on Halloween a tummy fairy came along and tore out his stomach. And it was painful. He had to learn how to reeat. He followed the Fairys instructions to the T. He also found a site with people who had the same thing occur. Some of them who are nice, others who aren't. Six months later this boy loses 117 lbs and walks at a brisker pace. No one stares, his clothing is looser and he's much much healthier/happier. He doesn't regret his choice though it was the hardest thing to do in the world. He made the best choice and so will you.

Lost more lbs!

It's his peepee. It just so happens his peepee is a mutated carrot.

Yep i love not being circumcised the pleasure you feel is so intense, but i have thought about getting circumcised just to be "normal". But it has been 28 years so I'll think ill pass

Refuse to realize the importance of following their surgeon's orders? If my doctor tells me to stand on my head and consume only Pork rinds for a month, I'm going to do it. If he tells me to drink only purple and pink sparkly liquids for a month, I'm going to do it.
Doctors don't just make this crap up to be sadists, they do it for a reason. Yes, we know our bodies better, but they know the health of our new pouches better.
Can they be wrong? Sure! Can they be overly cautious? Without a doubt! Can leaks happen anyways? Unfortunately. That said, I am going to follow the instructions given and not come here seeking permission to do differently. I am certainly not going to get pissy when people tell me to follow doctor's orders. What's the point?
Phew. I feel so much better.