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Maddysgram

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Everything posted by Maddysgram

  1. In my prayers Jackaaaaay
  2. Ha, wouldn't let me say cigarette F A G
  3. Like, would you like a ***? or it's under the bonnet. My grandfather was from Scotland and my parents from England. I've been raised in Florida. So you keep your pecker up!LOL
  4. and it's Oct.15th. They wanted to do it Oct. 1, but I'm taking my granddaughter to Georgia Oct. 5 and they said that would be to soon. I don't mind. I've been waiting 6mths so whats a little more time. YEAH!!!!!
  5. Hi, welcome to this forum! Sounds like you really know what you have to do. You've already been there. You will find inspiration & support here. Best wishes & nice having you back on the wagon.
  6. Oh GF, you didn't know I have the ability to read minds,even long distance. (Equally devilish snicker)
  7. Thank you Rhonda!
  8. Hello Von, Welcome! You've come to the right place. Alot of knowledge, inspiration & support here. There's a rule here, there's no dumb questions. You need to know something just ask. Best wishes on your WL journey!
  9. You need to call your Dr. It could be anything from blood clots to low potassium due to dehydration. I'm a betting more on dehydration, but I Am not a Dr. Your Dr got paid very well, let me work for you.
  10. 12 stones x 14= 168 lbs 6'2" 168 bmi 21.6 J/S
  11. LOL, well she didn't marry my cousin, he's still single. Best to you!
  12. They get a kick out of scaring potential banders & newbies. If the story is way out there, most likely not true.
  13. Hey Steve, Just wanted to welcome you to LBT forum. I'm from the sunshine state Florida. My family is from the UK. I'm a first generation American. I happen to have a cousin in London by the name Paul Smith isn't that something? I'm really proud how the UK handled the Olympics, thumbs up! Anyway, welcome again. Good luck on your WL journey. Hope to see you around here alot. Best Wishes!
  14. Devastar you're not related to Model are you?
  15. That's good to know. My surgery will be soon and I was afraid of the walking A LOT part. I'm waiting also for knee replacement. I know how important it is to walk. When I had my hysterectomy yrs ago, I was outside walking in the middle of the night b/c gas was so bad. I have an exercise bike & rocking chair I 'll try it. I'll also try walking as much as possible. It's hell getting old!
  16. Some story! Best to you! What part of UK are you from? My parents are from there & I have a lot of family there.
  17. Congratulations! I got approved yesterday too.
  18. All Drs are different. Some do & some do 't. I was lucky , my Dr. Just put me on a 1200cal diet & told me to lose 5lbs.
  19. Congratulations!!! He is adorable!!!
  20. You know it will!! Congratulations to you too!

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