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OMG, OMG, OMG, I am ROFLMAO!

YESTERDAY I had the first "movement" since Surgery 6 days ago! And my DH said to me... "R U ok?", to which I answered OMG, I feel like I just had a baby out my butt!

Why is it that the Dr's and all the social workers and nutritionists DON'T tell you about this. And suggest a laxative? Really? I mean seriously?

I'm with you on this "tracking"... what do we need to do first?

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I am so glad I found this. You are so right. I had surgery in Sept. of 2008,and everything was fine until about 5 months ago. Marbles are right. It is painful. I didn't have that much pain giving birth to my kids. At least then I had a baby to show for my efforts.LOL. My Dr. suggested Milk of Magnesia and Miralax. They help only after you are stopped up. Let me know what you find.

Thanks again for your candidness : )

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LMAO I have NO WORDS lol... and you know I'm off to google the "s" shape.. because I had an experience, I looked in like "What in the world??!!? Is this what poop looks like on sesame street?"

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I guess I'm lucky, I don't have that problem -- or -- I don't have it yet. They did recommend MOM right after surgery, it's nasty though. Hope you all find a solution!

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Yep its a crap (HA AH) time definatley a laxitive and on the fibre drinks now, but stilll........

cheers chooky

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