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sdh5463

LAP-BAND Patients

OMG, OMG, OMG, I am ROFLMAO!

YESTERDAY I had the first "movement" since Surgery 6 days ago! And my DH said to me... "R U ok?", to which I answered OMG, I feel like I just had a baby out my butt!

Why is it that the Dr's and all the social workers and nutritionists DON'T tell you about this. And suggest a laxative? Really? I mean seriously?

I'm with you on this "tracking"... what do we need to do first?

xavier

LAP-BAND Patients

Great blog!!! LOL! Eat one raw carrot a day and call me in the morning!! D

LoseIt!

LAP-BAND Patients

You seriously kill me! Thank you.

lcooke

LAP-BAND Patients

I am so glad I found this. You are so right. I had surgery in Sept. of 2008,and everything was fine until about 5 months ago. Marbles are right. It is painful. I didn't have that much pain giving birth to my kids. At least then I had a baby to show for my efforts.LOL. My Dr. suggested Milk of Magnesia and Miralax. They help only after you are stopped up. Let me know what you find.

Thanks again for your candidness : )

Yvette1026

LAP-BAND Patients

LMAO I have NO WORDS lol... and you know I'm off to google the "s" shape.. because I had an experience, I looked in like "What in the world??!!? Is this what poop looks like on sesame street?"

grizzlyrider

LAP-BAND Patients

I guess I'm lucky, I don't have that problem -- or -- I don't have it yet. They did recommend MOM right after surgery, it's nasty though. Hope you all find a solution!

Chooky

LAP-BAND Patients

Yep its a crap (HA AH) time definatley a laxitive and on the fibre drinks now, but stilll........

cheers chooky

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