Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

How did you know I did that???

Word gets around, honey. Trust me on this one.

Join TPG and eat a bug. Easier on the band.

Let the Fruit Fly Fiesta begin then! I have NO band. I'm just doing my pre-op. Whoo Hoooo, more bugs for me!:thumbup:

If the bugs really >snicker< bug you, try poodles. Dip 'em in gravy and they go right down.

Fruitflies, do they come in different flavors?

FRUIT! Hel-looooo... :thumbup:

Hmm. No poodles. Got a weiner dog though. :thumbup:

Hmm. No poodles. Got a weiner dog though.

That's just too easy. Takes the sport right out of it. :thumbup:

That's just too easy. Takes the sport right out of it.

Yeah, I know :thumbup:. And I don't even have a weiner dog.

I'm weak and slow from hunger. I gotta start catching dragonflies. Screw those dinky fruit flies.

If you're so weak and hungry why don't you eat some chicken drum sticks?

I am so full from all the SF Popsicles, SF Jell-O, and water that I simply could not eat a chicken leg. No way. Couldn't even think about a chicken leg...with gravy...and mashed potatoes. KFC anyone? :thumbup:

HELLO?? Why are you eating SF????

I think I had to do a pb and I don't know how. Boo I guess none of you care. SERIOUSLY, HOW DID THIS GIRL PASS THE PSYCH EVAL??????

I think I had to do a pb and I don't know how. Boo I guess none of you care. SERIOUSLY, HOW DID THIS GIRL PASS THE PSYCH EVAL??????

Well...PB, from what I remember is peanut butter, so try this

Maybe it's a tutorial, I don't know.

I think I had to do a pb and I don't know how. Boo I guess none of you care. SERIOUSLY, HOW DID THIS GIRL PASS THE PSYCH EVAL??????

NO KIDDING! I think I want to punch her in the stomach!

I wanna banana!

:glare:

Can someone please show me how to do a PB?? Please?? Anyone??

As I began reading this thread I suspected you all were a bunch of right wing radical extremists. After having read nearly all of it I am convinced.....

However, can you please help me? My doctor is real concerned with my protein intake. He says I should always eat protein first. My question: Does this mean that I always have to do oral before missionary? Or is this something that only PG can faithfully answer?