Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

I prefer the sad ones. They go down better.

Please refrain from posting explicit sexual remarks like this, Carrie. Thnx.

Whoa, I don't even remember writing that last night!

I figured out the problem... these were leftover mojitos from a week ago, but I was thinking it was the "mixer" that hubby had made. Well, what I forgot was that it already had tons of rum IN it... but when I prepared it, I did two jiggers of the "mix," then added two MORE jiggers of rum, then added a splash of club soda. But the alcohol was so strong, I had to add more soda. NOW I KNOW WHY! Holy cow, no WONDER I was spinnin' by the time I went to bed and was still feeling woozy this morning...

And I have NO idea where the clowns thing came into my thinking.

However, I agree with plain: Sexual innuendoes have no business on THIS very serious thread, Carrie. tsk tsk

Now who among as would so juvenile that they would discuss sex in this forum. I know im far too mature for that kind of thing!!!

Now who among as would so juvenile that they would discuss sex in this forum. I know im far too mature for that kind of thing!!!

You say "mature", I say "wrinkled old hag".

You say "mature", I say "wrinkled old hag".

Is that what you're calling your weiner these days?

Is that what you're calling your weiner these days?

Ouch. that even hurt ME.

Is that what you're calling your weiner these days?

Well, after seeing it, that's sure what I'd call it! Ladies, it was downright frightful....and kinda fun...

Plain, did I leave my Bozo hat at your place? Can't find it. And just WTH is that stuff in my big clown shoe?

Ouch. that even hurt ME.

Awww, wemme kiss it and make it awww better.

Please refrain from posting explicit sexual remarks like this, Carrie. Thnx.

So sorry, please excuse me. I forgot how serious and straight laced everyone is here. :thumbdown:

Awww, wemme kiss it and make it awww better. :thumbdown:

me likes miss Bethy. She nice to headhuntah. yumm.

HH

she know what "headhuntah" means. And we all know how compliant ms. beth is.

Hey, I'm a conservative. I don't do that stuff.

*shhh, don't worry HH, I really do. I just have to keep up the facade* :thumbdown:

Just as I suspected... a closet LIBERAL! Muahahahahaha!

Can't be. I spit. :thumbdown:

Hey, I'm a conservative. I don't do that stuff.

*shhh, don't worry HH, I really do. I just have to keep up the facade* :thumbdown:

Hey, did you make a sodomy joke? *shocked*