Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

I have this really funny feeling in my throat. Can someone please tell me what it is? PLEASE??? If you don't answer me I will start 25 more threads with the same problem stated a different way. Or even if you do answer me, I'm still going to start 25 more threads with the same question.

I have this really funny feeling in my throat. Can someone please tell me what it is? PLEASE??? If you don't answer me I will start 25 more threads with the same problem stated a different way. Or even if you do answer me, I'm still going to start 25 more threads with the same question.

It's the dog's penis, dear. Step away from Bruno.

I love Bruno The Wonder Weiner Dog!

Actually I just wanted to look at my new signature and was bored....sad but true :w00t:

Weiner wrap a dog.

I'm confused. Can someone help me? ANYONE????

It's the dog's penis, dear. Step away from Bruno.

Can't be. I spit. :frown:

ROTFL....now there is a mouthful!

sorry couldn't help myself!!! hehe.... :w00t:

supposed to be an excellent complexion elixer. (or so I hear)

Boom, boom, pow, kitty, you look positively stunning.

Boom, boom, pow, kitty, you look positively stunning.

:frown: Why thank you!

supposed to be an excellent complexion elixer. (or so I hear)

DH tries to tell me that.....but I suspect some guy made that up!

:w00t:

supposed to be an excellent complexion elixer. (or so I hear)

DH tries to tell me that.....but I suspect some guy made that up!

Ladies, it's totally true. You can trust me....I'm a doctor.

Yeah right, you like to PLAY doctor, I've heard.

I hereby give up cupcakes. Not cake, mind you. But cupcakes leave a bad taste in my mouth so to speak.

Even Sprinkles?

Sprinkles get caught in your band! 'Specially the green ones...

And the yellow sprinkles smell funny.