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after reading several posts about body shape, apple, pear, hourglass...i decided that none of those really describe my shape. as i was getting out of the shower this morning it came to me!

i am the shape of a snake that swallowed a basketball. but only if you are viewing from the front, as i have no rear! quite funny i think. thinner up top and the legs, larger in the belly. my husband didnt think i was very funny as i was explaining it to him, but i sure got a good laugh. which for me is a change because it bothers me so much!

anyone else have a humorous body shape explaination?

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I think i would describe my funny body shape as a pregnant spider! Thin in the face and legs. I carry all my weight from my boobs down to my bikini line.

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i know i have an hourglass under all this weight somewhere, but i may have to call in the national guard to find my waistline...:thumbup:

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While I'm probably considered an "apple" I describe myself as a Tomato on toothpicks.

I've got great legs...but up on top...not so good. My husband would beg to differ because he likes my you-know-what's, but my stomach, ugh. Lord have mercy. I feel like I swallowed a tire.

May 13th cannot come soon enough.

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Lol at the snowman....

The larger I get, the more pear shaped I am, but growing up I was always told I had a 24 hours glass figure. Curvy, but I bit bigger than the other girls. I always took it as a compliment.

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I saw a great body shape calculator on Trinny and Susannah website think its called Littlewoods Direct

Im a brick! a brick????

that does not make me feel much better, what do other readers think about this calculator...

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