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Ok, so please note, I do not advocate drinking alcohol after WLS. Bad things happen to good bari peeps, mmmmkay?

Having said that, if you have a lot of stress in your life, this whacked crash diet from the 70's Vogue, sounds compelling on the surface! ;) bahahaha!

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18 minutes ago, FluffyChix said:

Ok, so please note, I do not advocate drinking alcohol after WLS. Bad things happen to good bari peeps, mmmmkay?

Having said that, if you have a lot of stress in your life, this whacked crash diet from the 70's Vogue, sounds compelling on the surface! ;) bahahaha!

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I could handle it all except the coffee!

4 minutes ago, Orchids&Dragons said:

I could handle it all except the coffee!

Ha! Right?

Wonder why Chablis? Do you think it was the driest of wines back in the day?

Probably so, or the author thought it made it sound more like The GOOD LIFE.

13 hours ago, FluffyChix said:

Ok, so please note, I do not advocate drinking alcohol after WLS. Bad things happen to good bari peeps, mmmmkay?

Having said that, if you have a lot of stress in your life, this whacked crash diet from the 70's Vogue, sounds compelling on the surface! ;) bahahaha!

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So in the interest of science ONLY, I plugged this into MyFitnessPal. I "may" have found my new "maintenance" diet. *snort* bahahahaaha!

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And in the further interest of science, I may feel compelled to give this a shot next Thursday. :) (FYI, there are 25.36fl oz in a 750ml bottle of wine. So that's approximately 5 glasses of 5oz each=1glass brekky, 2 glasses lunch, 2 glasses dins). Cheers!

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14 hours ago, FluffyChix said:

Ha! Right?

Wonder why Chablis? Do you think it was the driest of wines back in the day?

Maybe? Although my money would be on champagne.

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Maybe? Although my money would be on champagne.

More carbs in champagne. :)

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1 hour ago, FluffyChix said:

And in the further interest of science, I may feel compelled to give this a shot next Thursday. :) (FYI, there are 25.36fl oz in a 750ml bottle of wine. So that's approximately 5 glasses of 5oz each=1glass brekky, 2 glasses lunch, 2 glasses dins). Cheers!

I'd have to drink all 5 at/after dinner. (Certainly within my capabilities) If I drink early in the day, I get sleepy!

No I think you have to ration it out so you limit cals and carbs and one shot.

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1 minute ago, FluffyChix said:

No I think you have to ration it out so you limit cals and carbs and one shot.

Phooey!

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