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Saw this in a fb post and thought it was hilarious. I've lost a newborn calf. Lol. Happy Monday!FB_IMG_1509387609792.jpg

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      Damn, so close to an elephant's penis!

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      Only a rack of ribs stands between me and that baby horse...

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    I've lost the amount of trash I throw away in a month...that is disturbing in a few ways! I'm hoping to end up losing an average sized man...that's seriously disturbing!!

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    8 months out and I've nearly lost a super model. Now that is disturbing

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    This is the best convo thread yet.

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    Thanks! I was just hoping it would make people smile at least.
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    8 months out and I've nearly lost a super model. Now that is disturbing

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    I've lost the amount of trash I throw away in a month...that is disturbing in a few ways! I'm hoping to end up losing an average sized man...that's seriously disturbing!!

    I think that's why these are so funny!
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    Thanks! I was just hoping it would make people smile at least.

    My goal is a super model and the irony of that is so amazing. Thanks.

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    On 10/30/2017 at 1:25 PM, tani said:

    Saw this in a fb post and thought it was hilarious. I've lost a newborn calf. Lol. Happy Monday!FB_IMG_1509387609792.jpg

    I've almost lost the worlds largest ball of tape.. My goal is ole Arnie.. I'd much rather have the 2 bloodhounds as my goal tho.. they're cuter.

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    I've lost an automobile tire....I only have an elephant penis to go!

    (are we sure this chart is accurate.... :blink: .....lol)

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    I still need to lose the complete oxford english dictionary.. an automobile tire ... and a rack of baby back ribs.. lol

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    I still need to lose an elephant's heart...

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    Lol. I've lost 110 so basically = red meat an average American eats in a year. I'm 11 months post. I'd still like to lose 40 = a five gallon bottle of war or a human leg but might be happy with 60 = an elephant penis lol

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    Lol. I've lost 110 so basically = red meat an average American eats in a year. I'm 11 months post. I'd still like to lose 40 = a five gallon bottle of war or a human leg but might be happy with 60 = an elephant penis lol

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    I still need to lose the complete oxford english dictionary.. an automobile tire ... and a rack of baby back ribs.. lol



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    I want my baby back, baby back, baby back... :D

    I really want MORE people to lose 60lbs and announce it please. It makes me snort a little when I laugh...every. damn. time.

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    I always thought of my weight loss in terms of pounds of butter. It was easy to conceptualize my weight loss in this manner.

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    I want my baby back, baby back, baby back... [emoji3]
    I really want MORE people to lose 60lbs and announce it please. It makes me snort a little when I laugh...every. damn. time.

    That's why I up'd it to 60. Its hilarious!!!!!!

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    On 10/31/2017 at 11:13 AM, FluffyChix said:

    "I'm so close to an elephant's penis, I can smell it!"

    I totally think this would make a great bumper sticker... inside joke, anyone?

    This is the funniest thing I've read on this board...

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