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Saw this in a fb post and thought it was hilarious. I've lost a newborn calf. Lol. Happy Monday!FB_IMG_1509387609792.jpg

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5 hours ago, Meryline said:

Pretty much the same lol

I guess I got hungry in the night, cuz those ribs are GONE!! Woo Hoo! You'll be next to get your baby horse!

What's funny, is I used to raise horses. We had 4 foals. So much fun!

Just now, Berry78 said:

I guess I got hungry in the night, cuz those ribs are GONE!! Woo Hoo! You'll be next to get your baby horse!

What's funny, is I used to raise horses. We had 4 foals. So much fun!

I'm so freaking happy for you.

I have a tiny (TINY) hope that I'll get there by Monday. Then it's 8 months since my highest and the start of pre surgery diet.

5 minutes ago, Meryline said:

I'm so freaking happy for you.

I have a tiny (TINY) hope that I'll get there by Monday. Then it's 8 months since my highest and the start of pre surgery diet.

Well, if we go by the start of the preop diet, then you are WAY ahead of me.. I'm 8 months and 13 days since I started the preop liquid diet. (I only HAD to do it for 2 weeks, but started 2 weeks early to "get the hang of it"... impatient much?!)

@Berry78 I was suddenly in a rush as my original date was April 18th, but they got an opening before and I was next on the waiting list. I suddenly had 13 days and not 6 weeks to go before my surgery. I had started the day before I got the new date, thinking I had 6 weeks to get really low, but I suddenly only had 13 days lol.

12 hours ago, KarenOR said:

Damn, so close to an elephant's penis! ;)

LOL! Now that is funny!

14 hours ago, KarenOR said:

Damn, so close to an elephant's penis! ;)

Bahahahaha! IKR? Me too!

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OMG!!!! These responses are great. You guys are awesome! Keep up the good work losing!

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4 minutes ago, tani said:

OMG!!!! These responses are great. You guys are awesome! Keep up the good work losing!

Hahahaha! What I really wanted to say is, "I'm so close to an elephant's penis, I can smell it!" (um, but I didn't want to be gross or anything... ;) )

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Hahahaha! What I really wanted to say is, "I'm so close to an elephant's penis, I can smell it!" (um, but I didn't want to be gross or anything... [emoji6] )

LMAO!!

Lol! Ive lost as much as a 2yr old weighs & my goal is too loose as much as the worlds largest tape ball![emoji1]

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Lol! Ive lost as much as a 2yr old weighs & my goal is too loose as much as the worlds largest tape ball![emoji1]

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Im nearly 3 mos post op

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On 10/30/2017 at 8:18 PM, KarenOR said:

Damn, so close to an elephant's penis! ;)

Seriously losing it at work :D

I'm pre-op -- first NUT visit this Friday... so far I've only lost a human skin, but hope to get as close as I can to losing a newborn giraffe.

almost 3 months post op and I'm this close to losing an Irish Setter hahah THATS INSANE

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