Saw this in a fb post and thought it was hilarious. I've lost a newborn calf. Lol. Happy Monday!

17 hours ago, MG1776 said:

I've now lost over a 2 month old horse and have my eye on that newborn giraffe. Once I hit that, I'll evaluate and see from there! My initial goal weight of 195 is 28 lbs away and I can see it!

Excellent!!! 28 pounds is a drop in the bucket. You got this.

Fluffy Chix since my highest weight I've lost the years block of cheese and today I got the baby back ribs lost, still need the encyclopedias to make goal. By then they may just stop publishing, serve me right for waiting so long in my life.

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im now 51/2 out & I have. Lost a cinder block! My next. Goal is to loose an elephant penis by this Aug. 2018.

Lol! Ive lost as much as a 2yr old weighs & my goal is too loose as much as the worlds largest tape ball![emoji1]

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I'm in between the ball of tape and the newborn calf, I'm only 6 1/2 months out. I really feel awesome.
TFS this so funny I can't wait to tell my mom that an elephants penis is 60 lbs. LOL LOL LOL Love this!!

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Attention I have now lost a cinder block, still pre surgl, just wait until then & I'll, show you some REAL good weight loss.

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Hoping for an ?elephants ❤before my next appointment on May 24th in Columbus. Lord weld my ?mouth shut until then?

If you count pre-op along with my 4 days post-op I’ve lost an air conditioner! [emoji50]


HW: 311
SW: 255 VSG
CW: 252
First goal weight: 191 lbs
Second goal weight: 159 lbs
Goal weight: 142 lbs

5’6” 34 yo female in NC

Well I still would prefer the complete Oxford Dictionary but at my age the average American trash output might be more reasonable. There may be a thinly veiled message for me there, don't you think??

I hit the complete set of Oxford Dictionary last week, which was the ultimate and final goal!

Dang I'm coming to,your library for a dose,of inspiration! Congratulations my friend!