Yesterday I leave work a little early and head to Macy's for some retail therapy. I try on a blue suede skirt, size 20, on clearance. Fits awesome! I went from a size 32 being too small to a size 20 in 9 months (two more days will be 9 months). I found a blue blouse to go with it and wore them both today with the white, black and blue duster jacket I have on in my profile pic.

Anyone, back to the story about Macy's. They had this awesome black skirt with an overlay in black that looked almost like rubber, in a lacy pattern, and clearance price of $19, down from $99. Zipped up AND down the back. They only had it in a size 18, so I tried it on. It was so tight around the knees, that I had to unzip it a little from the bottom (one reason the zipper went both directions). It fit pretty good, a few more pounds down and I can wear it. So I decide to see what happens when I bend over - how much does it ride up? So I turn away from the three-way mirror, bend over, look back at the mirror and am horrified by what I see. Everything is at least two inches south of where I saw it the last time I looked, and my butt has flown the coop - nowhere to be found!!!! Whiskey! Tango! Foxtrot! The sag has seriously set in!

So this depresses me, but I still buy the skirt.

Then I text one of the dudes I've been seeing and tell him I'm depressed about the view he has when he... yanno... DUZ THANGS TO ME!

He said he wasn't depressed about it at all. Dude is 16 years younger than I am (yes, I'm pulling a cougar on this one), and I figure he just doesn't understand my angst. Then he offers to hang me upside down to... DO THANGS... and that way they will be two inches NORTH of where I saw them last.

In the meantime, saving my pennies for plastics.

Dang.

You go girl! I'm jealous!

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Sharon, you take the cake!

Hmmmm sounds familiar......

Lol... That is awesome! I've never had anyone offer to hang me upside down... Maybe after surgery I'll find someone to play tetris with me

So... many... replies...

Can't... pick... just... one...

Oh

My

God

!!!!!

You lucky duck! What a guy - what a great guy!

he is a keeper!

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Bear with me, Sharon-kins, so that we're sure I understand the punchline. The boy thinks you're a tutu?

Bear with me, Sharon-kins, so that we're sure I understand the punchline. The boy thinks you're a tutu?

Okay, we'll go with that.

I don't know you, but I think I'd hang you upside down too. This is the best post ever.

LMMFAO !!!!!!

I like how you roll.....

I don't know you, but I think I'd hang you upside down too. This is the best post ever.

Feel free to "friend" me. My life is a freakin' riot sometimes!