I had my sleeve today it went well everything went well when I get there they um prep me and I'm I was given again and a midget my cast with Ted hose went to the bathroom they have you took some more information today and then the anesthesiologist came in to do for sale until we're here be doing intended. But can you tell me where I was going to go to the emergency room and if you see here and asked if we had any questions I was worried it down to operate out and let me know when I woke up again I was in recovery and I was giving you pain medicine cuz I was kinda hurting some and then from there I went and took them test two if I hadn't would liek from the incision from the the surgery itself they went very well I came back to another room and in there she came to me and she did me ask me about some more medicine and its me and took my blood pressure I had to get up and I had to walk and it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be and I walked up and down the hall with one of the nurses and you tell me since the test was friend and when I walked in and I had to go to bathroom to you and for you leave so I was little so says now that was on the way home.

I truly could not even stay alert enough to talk on the phone! Good for u to try!! Best laugh I've had in awhile, only cuz I was there 5 days ago!!!!

Looks like you are doing well and your surgery was successful. I was thinking maybe you were using google translate

Wow! I better hide my phone on Monday after my surgery.

Good laugh.

And yet "anesthesiologist" is spelled to perfection. That's just plain talent.

This made me laugh until I cried!!

I'll be perfectly honest....if ever I'm having a bad day, I re-read this whole thread. and get such a great laugh out of it. I sure don't want anyone to think I am making fun of anyone, or laughing AT anyone. But the content of this thread is just hilarious and PRICELESS!!!

I will have what she had.

One of BP's best threads. It never stops giving.

And it's actually quite sweet, too.

haha that was good!! I am just one week after surgery and I laughed so hard I now have to take some pain meds!

Glad you are doing well. Welcome to the land of sleeve.

Please know that no one is laughing at you. As long as you are doing well now that's all that matters. It was pretty funny.

I absolutely love this post! I had my sleeve on the 6th of Jan., 2015 and thought I was going to be superwoman and text all my support heros right after I got out! I have since returned to work (today, for the first full day) and they all had printed out the texts of our conversations on a HUGE welcome back banner! I can totally relate to thinking I was so coherient to really send out a mass text of my life in the Operating Room, as if I remember any of it! NOT. I do remember hitting the Morphine button a time or two!

I wish you the best in hopes you can look back and read that message and giggle, chuckle, or at least smile at how well you were feeling! Maybe translate in a few days after returning home!

Thanks for sharing that! I loved reading it!

Christie

Dude, why am I just seeing this?! I'm in hysterics over here. Love this!!!!!

This is by far the best post I've seen on BP yet! OP, thanks for giving everyone such a good laugh. I hope my anesthesiologist is as good as yours obviously was! Hope you're doing well!

Tee hee hee... Pain med typing. :-) welcome to the Loser ' s Bench.

I just saw this while goofing off at work. I am in tears laughing.