ADULTS ONLY PLEASE

WARNING ABOUT RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS

This is important and worth the time to read!

Warning!!Be careful if you eat at "RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS."

A young woman was having a meal at the restaurant and suddenly began to experience intense chest pains. Nothing her friends or the restaurant personnel did would relieve the pain.

"911" was called and an ambulance was sent and the woman was transported to a nearby hospital where doctors removed the women's blouse.

As soon as this was done, emergency room personnel were able to properly diagnosis the cause of the pain:

Just remember the bandster alert: Go very slowly. No getting stuck when you.... eat.:faint:

Just remember the bandster alert: Go very slowly. No getting stuck when you.... eat.:faint:

:eek: :eek:

Well, it's a serving of fruit at least...

And don't forget your protein! ooops. :eek:

And don't forget your protein! ooops. :eek:

Ok, that one sent me right over the edge!

Sometimes I can get outa control - like TOM! Hope I didn't offend!!!

Sometimes I can get outa control - like TOM! Hope I didn't offend!!!

Oh no, not at all! I think it's very funny!

I'm just glad a lot of people are out of the office today, otherwise I'd have co-workers at my desk wondering what the heck is so funny. And I just can't explain this one to them.

Whew! I sure don't want to go too overboard. My kids tell me I push the limits sometimes. Heck, girls just want to have fun. Right? I love to joke around and just get too carried away, especially when things get a little off-color. Glad you aren't writing me off as a bad person.

When I said "over the edge", I really meant it in a good way, as in so funny I was honestly fighting not to laugh out loud!

Tres' cool, lisa!

They usually say it's the men--you need to watch out for!!!:nervous

They have not been here OR met any of my girlfriends...ya know I mean girl/friends.

I come on LBT to keep my self on track and out of frige......I'm still pre-op.....and you're making me hungry again!!!!!:hungry:

By the way what Protein goes well with pineapple??????????:heh:

And what happened to lobster and sock man?:eek:

Pineapple makes protein go down better. Or at least taste a little better. Pineapple juice, specifically.

I'm Blushing.:embarassed::high5:

We made TOM blush?! I'm impressed.

I'm impressed too! It's great since he started this mess! :heh:

Ok, maybe some of us are too observant, but did anyone notice how high up those boobs were? It's a wonder the girl didn't choke to death on her own breasts, before the lobster took hold.