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WARNING ABOUT RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS

This is important and worth the time to read!

Warning!!Be careful if you eat at "RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS."

A young woman was having a meal at the restaurant and suddenly began to experience intense chest pains. Nothing her friends or the restaurant personnel did would relieve the pain.

"911" was called and an ambulance was sent and the woman was transported to a nearby hospital where doctors removed the women's blouse.

As soon as this was done, emergency room personnel were able to properly diagnosis the cause of the pain:

OUCH! I want HER boobs (and body) minus the lobster PINCH!

That was a funny one!!!

LOL...Have to show that to DH :girl_hug:

My question is.....what was she doing topless in Red Lobster? Serves her right.

Blech. Red Lobster is to seafood what Payless is to quality footwear. That's what she gets for eating there.

Blech. Red Lobster is to seafood what Payless is to quality footwear. That's what she gets for eating there.

That's why I only eat the chicken there. And the biscuits. LOVE the biscuits.

That's why I only eat the chicken there. And the biscuits. LOVE the biscuits.

I can't eat the biscuits anymore. :think

are those stocking feet (white socked feet) on eithe side of her. That is without a doubt the funnest pic I have seen in a while. Thanks for sharing.

Yeah. With holes in the toes. Like I said -- that's Red Lobster for you. :heh: She's laying on a bed and he's stanfing on the bed strattling her, taking the photo downward.

TOM, what kind of food fettish porn sites are you visiting lately? :girl_hug:

I can't eat the biscuits anymore. :think

Me neither :hurt

And I had just perfected my recipe for making them at home...:Cry:

I can't eat the biscuits anymore. :think

Yeah, that's the one thing I'll miss when I get banded. I'm a total bread addict, and their's is the BEST. Well, their's, Macaroni Grill's, and Olive Garden's. And Logan's Roadhouse. And O'Charley's. And....

ACK! I'm confused! I edited to change "theirs" to "their's", but that doesn't look right, either! I give up!

Laurend - you never know. I can do bread without any trouble. Rice too. 99.9% of the time I choose not to, because I watch my carbs, but when I really want some I have some. Tonight I had a business dinner at a nice Chinese restaurant and had both brown and white rice. Saturday I had a half a piece of french toast (stopped because I was full, not because it wasn't going down).

As of yet there are no foods I can't eat. There are just foods that feel uncomfortable going down. Not uncomfortable the way something feels when it's stuck, it's a different feeling.

And it's theirs. Their includes the possessive. Carlene could explain it more technical-like. :girl_hug:

Yeah, that's the one thing I'll miss when I get banded. I'm a total bread addict, and their's is the BEST. Well, their's, Macaroni Grill's, and Olive Garden's. And Logan's Roadhouse. And O'Charley's. And....

ACK! I'm confused! I edited to change "theirs" to "their's", but that doesn't look right, either! I give up!

Pre-band, I was the bread queen. I could happily live on a diet of hot French bread, Red Lobster biscuits, and fresh-from-the-oven yeast rolls. I haven't had a piece of bread in over two years.

PS....It's "theirs".

PS....It's "theirs".

That's what I thought. Then I thought it wasn't. Then I thought it was again, so I gave up.:faint: