ADULTS ONLY PLEASE

WARNING ABOUT RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS

This is important and worth the time to read!

Warning!!Be careful if you eat at "RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS."

A young woman was having a meal at the restaurant and suddenly began to experience intense chest pains. Nothing her friends or the restaurant personnel did would relieve the pain.

"911" was called and an ambulance was sent and the woman was transported to a nearby hospital where doctors removed the women's blouse.

As soon as this was done, emergency room personnel were able to properly diagnosis the cause of the pain:

You women are great. :clap2:

I had qualms about posting the joke and deleted it once, then I saw (and remembered reading) the thread Warning ADULT content XXX (please don't look if you're easily offended) and said, "I'll give it a try".

Thanks to all of you for being open minded.:confused:

Thanks to all of you for being open minded.:confused:

Not so open-minded....just a bunch of dirty-minded old broads. :eek:

Not so open-minded....just a bunch of dirty-minded old broads. :confused:

No Comment!!!:help:

And dirty minded youngish broads too.

Its a redneck lobster bib :guess

Funny, I had to go back and look for the feet and socks. I guess that makes me a ?

Funny, I had to go back and look for the feet and socks. I guess that makes me a ?

LOL-me too! Not sure what it makes us, but obviously not as observant as some. Who apparently spent a LOT of time gazing at the pic... :heh:

I hope they let the lobster cool down.

Wait, where did you guys see a lobster in that pic????

Just kidding.

Funny, I had to go back and look for the feet and socks.

heh. I did too. Personally I was looking at the....uh...lobster. That's a *nice* lobster.

Definitely looks like she's had implants!

Definitely looks like she's had implants!

Do you really think that the lobster had implanted claws? Do you really think that the lobster is a female?

Yep...those 'claws' are definitely not found in nature:)

Well, if something doesn't happen soon, I'm going to be very offended!!!!!!

Cm'on somebody post the male version of this so there can be an equal opportunity exposer. This photo as it stands (lies) is just not PC! Sock man, take off your socks and lie down!

Would you believe that a Google image search of "penis lobster" turned up NOTHING!?!?!?

Damn.