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WARNING ABOUT RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS

This is important and worth the time to read!

Warning!!Be careful if you eat at "RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS."

A young woman was having a meal at the restaurant and suddenly began to experience intense chest pains. Nothing her friends or the restaurant personnel did would relieve the pain.

"911" was called and an ambulance was sent and the woman was transported to a nearby hospital where doctors removed the women's blouse.

As soon as this was done, emergency room personnel were able to properly diagnosis the cause of the pain:

Would you believe that a Google image search of "penis lobster" turned up NOTHING!?!?!?

Damn.

How about "penis crabs"?:faint:

chicken,dirty old & youngish broads, lobsters, biscuts, boobs, penis crabs, sock man, bed and bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M CONFUSED!!!!!!!!! I MUST BE SOME KIND OF PERVERT!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW IF I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HUNGRY OR TURNED ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chicken,dirty old & youngish broads, lobsters, biscuts, boobs, penis crabs, sock man, bed and bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M CONFUSED!!!!!!!!! I MUST BE SOME KIND OF PERVERT!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW IF I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HUNGRY OR TURNED ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are always hungry. That is why we post on LBT.:faint::help:

chicken,dirty old & youngish broads, lobsters, biscuts, boobs, penis crabs, sock man, bed and bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M CONFUSED!!!!!!!!! I MUST BE SOME KIND OF PERVERT!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW IF I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HUNGRY OR TURNED ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They are mutually exclusive!? :faint:

How about "penis crabs"?:faint:

Uh. That's more about antibiotics than cheesey biscuits. Ew.

You guys make me feel like I need to go take a shower.

Ok, not really.

But the first (well, I guess it just happens once) time I learned what a Dirty Sanchez was... now that made me want to go take a shower. I heard it on the radio, promptly got to work, Googled it, and was thankful it slipped by our web sense. So anyone who is curious, unless you're at home, don't Google it.

Thanks Wheet. I may get up the nerve to Google it, but I saw "Borat" over the weekend so my full frontal nudity fix has been taken care of for a day or two. Anybody seen it? Nothing like a little male "mud" wrestling, huh?

P.S. Lisa, they are NOT mutually exclusive. You're probably too young to remember the book that suggested pineapple and whipping cream... I'll leave it to your imagination to figure out what goes where. :paranoid

Hum, pineapple and whipping cream? I can think of some interesting possibilities, but now I'm curious. Wonder if this is a safe Google topic...

I'm so forgetful I can't remember the name of the book. It wouldn't surprise me if TOM knows the one I'm talking about. I want to say "The Story of O" but that might not be it. It was popular in the early 70s I think.

I did a quick search, gots lots of recipies.

Then I got sidetracked thinking about pinapple rings and games of ring toss...

DH and I, before he was DH, got "caught" once by his parents during an unannounced trip they made to his apartment. When his dad showed up unnanounced, he came right on in - had his own key. But knew I was there visiting, so - figure that one out. I'll skip the details about who was where and covered with what... point being his dad opened up the fridge to get a drink, fridge is empty except for two cans of whipped cream. DH eventually gets free and does downstairs to head him off, and his father asks about the whipped cream. The best he can come up with is, "We were going to make a cake." (Keep in mind fridge is empty, so a cake that needs whipped cream (their common frosting), but not eggs or butter or...anything.)

Good one, DH.

*Edited - eekgad, I put "they're" instead of "their". HAPPY MONDAY TO ME!

Wheet: here's a little operating tip for you. Always keep some sugar-free jello in there with the whipping cream. You can declare that it is on the Adkins diet - s/f jello topped with a little whipped cream. (You can always figure out a real appropriate place for the jello. *Burrrr*) :heh:

lisa: ring toss = good use for pineapple. Go grrl!

lisa: ring toss = good use for pineapple. Go grrl!

I'm sitting here try to get my mind back on work, and I just can't now!! All I can think about is going to the grocery store... :dance: