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WARNING ABOUT RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS

This is important and worth the time to read!

Warning!!Be careful if you eat at "RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS."

A young woman was having a meal at the restaurant and suddenly began to experience intense chest pains. Nothing her friends or the restaurant personnel did would relieve the pain.

"911" was called and an ambulance was sent and the woman was transported to a nearby hospital where doctors removed the women's blouse.

As soon as this was done, emergency room personnel were able to properly diagnosis the cause of the pain:

I don't think they're fake though. Not that I'm an expert, but usually with fake boobs you can tell (one of the many ways) because when they're "scrunched" (or moved in just about any other way) you get this "look" on the side, that looks kind of like a ziploc bag full of water. You know how if you set a ziploc full of water on the counter, it gets those fat wrinkles or folds of water on the sides? All the fake boobs I've seen do the same thing.

Ok, maybe some of us are too observant, but did anyone notice how high up those boobs were? It's a wonder the girl didn't choke to death on her own breasts, before the lobster took hold.

Some famous person once said, "You can't be too skinny or too rich", but some people think that could be expanded to "You can't be too skinny, too rich or have breasts too big or with too much Lift".

I don't know who would say that, but...

I wonder how far, "No, it's not a double chin, it's my boob" will get me...

I'm pretty sure there are some fake boob jobs that aren't horribly obvious, but the ones that are so awful make you want to PB (so to speak). But I've never once heard a guy make a disparaging remark about a chick with fake ones.

In fact, my DH has even said, "Oh those aren't fake, how can you tell they're fake?" And the clear outline of the implant is apparent, while the rest of her body is skin and bones. No wonder women can get the upper hand so easily sometimes. (pun intended)

Am I the only one who has been grossed out more than once by Tori Spelling's?

I wonder how far, "No, it's not a double chin, it's my boob" will get me...

:pound: That's hilarious! What an ingenious idea!

Am I the only one who has been grossed out more than once by Tori Spelling's?

No, you are not the only one. The way she flaunts them around I just want to say to her, "Geez, do yourself (and us) a favor and cover them up".

I love it, this is tooooo funny.:heh:

AND ABOUT TORI SPELLING...

:pound:

No, you are not the only one. The way she flaunts them around I just want to say to her, "Geez, do yourself (and us) a favor and cover them up".

COVER THEM UP....NO!...get rid of those disgusting, ugly twins!! If that's what I would look like thin, I'll stay pre-op!!! I have always though Tori Spelling looked gross before/after.

TOM I'm blushing too--only becuase wheetsin mentioned the "protien" before I really though about it.

"boobs high"

And how does she get "them" so high???? I would have to first get mine out of my arm pits, then work on gettin'em there.......Hold on-----this------ may------take-----a-----while-----to-----accomp.....OK OS..I give up!

GRAVITY BOOTS! Gravity boots are the answer!

Guess I'm Gonna Need A Pair Or Two