Has this happened to anyone else? Since I have had surgery I do the loudest, longest farts. I know it's not ladylike, but seriously, if I was a teenage boy I would be the life of the party. It has almost become a talent but as a 55 year old woman I don't have opportunities to show off my new talent. Is it just me or are there other farting champions out there?

Still happens to me a year out

My husband has called them his mating calls. Yes, yes I too am a master farter.

It varies with me. I wear a CPAP at night with a pretty high setting. If my 3 year old son sleeps in bed with us' date=' then look out. I have to sleep on my side when he's in there. This means too much pressure and lots of swallowed air. No lying, I can bust a 30 second fart in the morning no problem (and probably several more during the night).[/quote']

I have had the same issue with too much pressure from my Capp. I'm just a little over 2 weeks out and woke up so full of air that I was in pain. I had to get up and walk around until I could pass it all. I was in a bit of a panic wondering if all this air being forced into me could cause a leak. I think I'll be stressing over it for the rest of the day.

I am laughing hysterically! This made my day. I looked it up because for the last few days, I have been like clockwork in the evenings. I could use my farts to time contractions. Every 5 minutes! It is finally getting better, but i was the coolest mom ever to my 4 yr old for a couple days there. She would laugh hysterically. Hubby wouldn't dare get mad about it after all ive put up with from him! lmao!!!!!!!!