Hi all,

This may be a little bit of an odd question, but how long before i will be able to be intimate with my wife after surgery?

Is there a specific period of time we should wait?

Thanks

Yeah sorry I did make a slight slip there with the spelling of Deed, my apologies. But could be fitting all the same.

Well I had a good laugh reading all the replies.

It does concern me, that I may not be able to perform for awhile after surgery. 3weeks is do able. But 4months then that won't be good. Surely the reduction of weight should enhance the drive.

Well if anyone can tell me how to edit the "Dead" to Deed I'd make sure it gets done soon.

Did the "dead" last night. I had surgery on October 12th. I still can't bend or tighten my stomach, so he did all the work this round... So for him it could of felt like the dead. Haha. He didn't seem to mind though, he knows once I'm healed that it's on!

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ROFLMAO......Thanks for the laughs tonight!

Well I had a good laugh reading all the replies.

It does concern me' date=' that I may not be able to perform for awhile after surgery. 3weeks is do able. But 4months then that won't be good. Surely the reduction of weight should enhance the drive.

Well if anyone can tell me how to edit the "Dead" to Deed I'd make sure it gets done soon.

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No need to change it. Look at the fun, we knew it was a typo.

Gotta go get me some booger!lol

OMG, were we allowed to do the deed after surgery. That's why my hubby is so gumpy!

Well I had a good laugh reading all the replies.

It does concern me, that I may not be able to perform for awhile after surgery. 3weeks is do able. But 4months then that won't be good. Surely the reduction of weight should enhance the drive.

Well if anyone can tell me how to edit the "Dead" to Deed I'd make sure it gets done soon.

On the plus side, as you lose weight, your Willy gets bigger(mostly esthetics). Your partner should appreciate that.

tmf

Well that's what we call it lol.We also say things like you ain't getting my goodies just to not say the word if you know what I mean.

Too freaking funny! I needed this laugh tonight:)

That or goodies

Pardon me' date=' but what exactly do you mean by "booger?"

The only booger I've ever heard of comes out of your nose. <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> and it doesn't look like you're talking about that![/quote']

Sorry lol habit we say booger or goodies so we do my say the other word

If I tell my hub I want some booger' date=' he's libel to flick one on me and I'm talking "a booger".[/quote']

Before he has a chance lol tell him what it means he will probably jump run fall over the chair just to get to room if he's like most men lol I also call it goodies try that one if you think the booger one won't work. Lol

Yeah sorry I did make a slight slip there with the spelling of Deed' date=' my apologies. But could be fitting all the same.[/quote']I think we all got a kick out of it after realizing no one died lol thanks

Well I had a good laugh reading all the replies.

It does concern me' date=' that I may not be able to perform for awhile after surgery. 3weeks is do able. But 4months then that won't be good. Surely the reduction of weight should enhance the drive.

Well if anyone can tell me how to edit the "Dead" to Deed I'd make sure it gets done soon.

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Shoot I'm happy about that part.I have an excuse I'm of course probably gonna have to get an excuse lol. I could be a nun in that area wouldn't bother me. But maybe after I shed some weight I will feel better about myself.

Before he has a chance lol tell him what it means he will probably jump run fall over the chair just to get to room if he's like most men lol I also call it goodies try that one if you think the booger one won't work. Lol

In my house is seems like its call "leave me alone", "stop that", "put that thing away",LOL

It's all good!

btw, call my grandson "sugar booger", better stop that.lol

In my house is seems like its call "leave me alone"' date=' "stop that", "put that thing away",LOL

It's all good!

btw, call my grandson "sugar booger", better stop that.lol[/quote']

That's to funny now I got a good laugh