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The Dead...after Surgery.

Hi all,

This may be a little bit of an odd question, but how long before i will be able to be intimate with my wife after surgery?

Is there a specific period of time we should wait?

Thanks

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Depends on who's doing all the heavy lifting :P

My doc said as soon as I was ready I would know, it has been 4 months I think I am ready just kidding. :)

Boy I hope you meant..."The Deed...After Surgery!" :P

Doc told me to wait till my stitches disolved and I was no longer feeling pain in my port. Most of my discomfort was gone after two to three weeks.

You will know when your body is feeling up to it. If you try a position that's uncomfortable try something else. :)

omg I thought someone died after surgery...lol

Depends on who's doing all the heavy lifting :P

THATS TOO FUNNY! Hahahahahahahahaaahah! ROFLMAO! Thanks!

omg I thought someone died after surgery...lol

yeah, me too. couldnt look fast enough! Hahahahahah!

I know almost scared me to death good to know someone was just talking about getting some booger lol.

I dont know bout everyone else, but i havent had booger goin on in a loooooooong time. On my mind, lots! But not anythin else. Sucks to be deprived!

I CANT EVEN SEE MY COOCHIE WITHOUT LOOKIN IN THE MIRROR. This is the first time in my life this has happened and it sucks, major big time. all those dam drugs drs have me on make me tired, no exercise, and no booger either! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Pardon me, but what exactly do you mean by "booger?"

The only booger I've ever heard of comes out of your nose. :P and it doesn't look like you're talking about that!

Pardon me' date=' but what exactly do you mean by "booger?"

The only booger I've ever heard of comes out of your nose. :P and it doesn't look like you're talking about that![/quote']

ROFLMAO!!!

I was thinking the same thing. I knew what they were talking about, but never heard it called "booger". LOL

ROFLMAO!!!

I was thinking the same thing. I knew what they were talking about' date=' but never heard it called "booger". LOL[/quote']

Too freaking funny! I needed this laugh tonight:)

If I tell my hub I want some booger, he's libel to flick one on me and I'm talking "a booger".

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