Jimboss

Hey Truluv2329, I quit tobacco products (cigs and chew) the day I was banded. October 2nd 2006. I've been chewing nicotine gum since. I think I'm addicted to it now! Good luck with your surgery. It was the best thing I've ever done. I was a little sore for about 3 days but this darned band sure works!

I think you are in the wrong site for what you are looking for dude.

I just watched the old movie "striptease" after seeing it mentioned here a couple of times. I think I want to add an alternate (just incase one of my other girls are unable to perform!). DEMI MOORE...................."sigh" I believe she is just as hot, if not hotter today as she was then. We can have alternates, right?

So Wheetsin, when are you going to start that new thread? I'm anxiously awaiting! Whew! I'm a dreamer too. Some of the "best" sex I've had has been in dreams. And the best part is, my lovely bride likes me to tell her the details which leads to "round two"! Nothing wrong with fantasizing is there?

JDru you rascal! You and ThreeBeauties must think I'm a dirty old man? LOL. Well I gotta tell ya, Fred Sanford once said "I'll be a dirty old man till I'm a dead old man"! Just enjoying life darlin'.........................

Oh I agree Lisah! So much better than mutual masterbation. Whew.

Hey llewis, I had a strange one myself the other night. Not with Burt of course! But I dreamed of "Mary Ellen Walton"! I don't know where that came from! Damn, I haven't even watched The Waltons for going on 10 years. Hmmmmm. I'd forgotten about it until I read your post about Burt.

LOL, believe me I'm enjoying! A good stiff breeze seems to get me worked up now days. Threebeauties, you got my number it looks like! Whew. And Robin, you be sure to let me know now!

I've found that since my banding, I've been becoming increasingly sexually aroused more and more. Sometimes I just can't get enough! My poor wife is complaining now! Are other people experiencing this at all?

For Me: Julia Roberts for sure. Elizabeth Perkins would work also. Sandra Bullock as long as Jesse James didn't whoop my ass afterwards! My Lovely Bride: James Garner Mathew McConnaughey Johnny Depp

This is my observation. For the first time in years I can look down and see that rascal. I don't think that it got bigger, just something else got smaller. And I can relate to what JMO is saying...SEX is amazing again! I've heard the comments about what Huberslave posted. For every 35 pounds you lose, you grow an inch. If that was really the case...baby I'm going to be hung like a horse! LOL.

Hey DrewsLou!, I just checked out the Denver Roller Dolls website. You know what? You will probably be on the 2008 Roller Dolls pin-up calendar! Whew! This may be my new favorite sports team!

Go for it DrewsLou! Hell, it sounds like a lot of fun! So what's the web site for the team?

Possibly........people are logging into chat and then they log out of LBT without logging out of chat? I noticed that the names in the chatroom did not match the names of people online. Oh well, if anyone wants to chat send me a message! I'd be glad to hit my keyboard with you! ~~Jimboss~~

I've encountered many of the same problems but I always shoved it off as "they didn't want to chat with a guy". But maybe I was wrong? Whew!

Esmerelda, remember....you are the one in control. I know it's tough but we all had the band done for a specific reason. Remember those reason's you chose the band. And if you slip, don't beat yourself up. Just get back on the bandwagon...set a goal...and go for it! What you have gained will disappear and then some!

I'm with you Jules! I didn't close my eyes but I sure as hell didn't watch! I think I'm allergic to needles.........

Wow.................

Bottom Line.............I wasn't ready to die. I have too much to live for. Food had whipped my butt all of my life and I was fed up with it. I too have tried every weight loss gimmick on the market but to no avail. The Lap Band was the obvious choice for me. I don't feel like a slave to food anymore. I still enjoy most of what I used to enjoy just not as much of it. And the best part is, I don't feel hungry! I was nervous about getting the surgery at first. Afraid of the unknown I guess. But now that I've had it (Oct 2nd) and I've lost 40 pounds, I know that it was the best choice I have ever made (next to marrying my lovely bride 30 years ago of course!). I'm here to tell you Househuntress, it works! I am very happy with it. And I am very happy with the support that I get here at LBT! I call the girls in my favorite thread (October Bandsters) my Angels. Because they are. When I'm in need, they are there. I love them all. Good luck with your decision. And if you are asking me...go for it girl. ~~Jimboss~~

Naturally my name is Jim. My best girlfriend in Virginia had a friend named Jim also. As I was her husbands boss, she started calling me Jimboss as not to confuse her little girl about who she was speaking of when she mentioned "Jim". I'm originally from Virginia. Born in Georgia but raised in and around the Richmond Va area. My lovely bride and I moved to South Dakota in 1996 and have been here ever since. We do miss Virginia though. And we would go back but all of our kids are here as well as grandbabies, so it would be tough to abandon all of that. I am the Power Plant Manager with the South Dakota State Penitentiary.

Geez........I don't know if I have gone down a dress size or two. But I can tell you that I've gone down 4 inches in trouser size! I've got a long way to go but it's sure encouraging when I have to buy a new pair of jeans! Y'all keep up the good work! And when I do meet my overall weight goal, I promise I'll try on a dress just for y'all!!!! LOL.

ROCK ON EDIE!!! "Shake it" now is taking on a whole new meaning, isn't it? Whoo Hooo!

I have the same questions. I am working on the treadmill regularly and have notice legs/butt toning up, but what to do for the belly! Sit ups are out of the question right now. I can't even do one!

What in the hell is an "oryx"??????

The power of a woman.............