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DerickM

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Everything posted by DerickM

  1. well then its your fault also
  2. a very serious case of white-boy dancing, but the music is pretty good. So far "Surf's up Tonight" is my fav. [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=rMCKqRUknSg&feature=user]YouTube - Midnight Oil - Power and the Passion[/ame]
  3. Ah, freak out Le freak, c'est chic Freak out Ah, freak out Le freak, c'est chic Freak out
  4. How dare they keep a band like Midnight Oil all to themselves?! it almost makes up for Kylie Minogue...
  5. DerickM replied to DerickM's topic in The Lounge
    its aliens!! aliens I tell you! bigfoot made it for the aliens to land upon!
  6. ESPN - Second annual civil rights exhibition game to pit Mets vs. White Sox - MLB ESPN, the CNN of sports, is proud to announce that last year's civil rights exhibition game will be repeated every year, lest anyone forget to keep picking the scabs of past generations' racial iniquities. Why anyone would be proud of neurotically wallowing in white guilt was not explained. :rolleyes
  7. or has not been on the internet long enough for her skin to thicken up.
  8. Not exactly private when it is on TV and in music lyrics though, right?
  9. DerickM replied to DerickM's topic in The Lounge
    *in best Desi Arnaz voice* LUCY!!
  10. and where are the protests and marches whenever a "extremist" kills innocent people? I know of one such march that took place in a southwest pacific country. With lack of evidence to the contrary, one must conclude then that the "extremist" point of view is considered acceptable and right by the majority of the Islamic world/faith.
  11. DerickM posted a topic in The Lounge
    Really stupid question. Can someone with google earth go to coordinates 37o 37' 41.46 N and 116o 50' 54.82 W and tell me what the hell that thing is?
  12. I remember "Monsterpiece Theater" with Cookie Monster eating his pipe at the end and loving it. Oddly, I never felt compelled to either smoke or consume pipes. Still, how dare my parents expose me to such trash (apparently)?
  13. Briton faces lashes in Sudan over teddy named Mohammed - Telegraph Gillian Gibbons, a 54-year-old British primary school teacher in the Sudan, is facing 40 lashes and up to 6 months in prison for letting her pupils name a teddy bear "Mohammed", on the grounds that this supposedly insults the bloodthirsty pedophile maniac who founded Islam. The kids themselves came up with the name, giving it 20 out of 23 votes. Angry mobs have gathered around the police station where Gibbons is being held. Her entire school has been closed down for fear of reprisals. Explains school director Robert Boulos: Imagine a religion so depraved that its followers threaten children for innocently naming a teddy bear. But I'm forgetting: it's intolerant to disapprove of the Religion of Peace.
  14. can I have a million dollars? PWEASE!
  15. I hate black friday becuase I can never find a damn newspaper!!
  16. point taken. based on what I have heard. New Zealand uses BMI to make decisions based upon weather a overweight person can enter or not, could athletes be denied entry?
  17. Like all countries, New Zealand has every right to determine who enters it. But we have a right to wonder, after fat people, who are the NZ'ers going to demonize next?
  18. meat and dairy and chopping down trees in order to breed livestock was seriously damaging the environment and she suggested there were more eco-friendly alternatives to using cow's milk. "Why don't we drink rat's milk or cat's milk or dog's milk?" she asked. but its nothing that cannot be solved by a few pints of rats milk a day!!!
  19. My grandmother had a similar problem from a car accident I believe. She ended up having back surgery and having a section of her spine fused. I also remember a few years back a news story about new synthetic materials that doctors and surgeons could use to replace individual discs in the spine.
  20. I had 2, 2! longi sland iced teas why? it taste like happiness!! and I am completu boofy blistzed!!! and i am good mood, whch is good cause sometimes when I get drunk i grt depopressed and i was singing on the karaioke machine, so about 20 people got to hear my version of Rebels by tom pettty why am I telling you all this?> cause there are midgets hiidden out side my housq tilting it whenevfer I stand up! so I am bored and drunk I might play some com,puter games or go hunt fown those migdets i dunno....... after some thpught I have decided that canada shgall henceforth be called 'AMerica Jr."!!!!! and it is good if you have hell in a handbasket, does that mean you actually have, in your posession, a small universe where everyone instead of getting cream puffs, gets beat the fuck up with hot lava rocks up the pee hole? i am going to play compoter games now before i say sonthing that makes me go t o teh special hell
  21. what the hell!! sex is like pizza, even when its bad it still pretty good. This guy has problems...
  22. one pagan myth is as good as another right?
  23. Please, please tell me I am not the only one who has this mental image of Santa, pimp slapping elves going "WHERE MA TOYZ BITCH!?"
  24. yeah screw obama! RON PAUL FOR PREZ!
  25. Ah, now I remember why I never wanted to go into a teaching career! Imagine what the kids will be like in 20 years...

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