El Diablo

Hi, so what caused your troubles? not being able to get filled, eating too much, not enough exercise, too tight, too loose What is the number 1 thing you blame for putting 35lbs back on?

I find it too hard to spell, mmmuuahahahahahah is that correct? I never know:cursing:

Yet another post bander bash of pre banders with a little dash of why must the poor complain, let them eat cake! There....that should fire em up:sneaky::rose:

Is it women only then?

Short answer is no. Long answer is I take contracts to work overseas, Kuwait, Iraq, etc. when the money and situation is right. Currently, I have no plans to do another one. I am in stand by mode in Oregon, supporting the DW's career waiting to go back to Texas and burning through some unused college benefits. Once back in Texas I am 90 percent sure I will stop doing contract work (risk vs. benefit) and join the Texas State Troopers and get a little stability location wise. This is assuming I have success with the band. So.... I have all day and night to be the best El Diablo / Dan2001XJ I can be.

Is that a rhetorical question or do you really want to know?

Your new nemesis, the fly in the ointment, the monkey in the wrench, the sand in the vaseline, the gum on the bottom of your shoe, the boweevil in your flour, the hair in the Soup, the salmonella in your Peanut Butter.....I love a grand introduction.....It is I, Dan Nice to meet you:biggrin:

Outwitted by a peach! :cursing: :crying:

You are welcome! Glad I could help and good luck.

Yep, took longer than I hoped but I was approved. I felt that I should seperate myself from Dan2001XJ, he draws too much attention. Yes people, I do know that all of my old posts show under the new name, this aint my first rodeo, it's still funny....to me.

Ha Ha, you'll be back! and I'll be in the spotlight again:sneaky:

:thumbup::biggrin::cursing::biggrin::crying::biggrin::crying::biggrin:

Oops, my name has been used in vain again, so I will respond. I defy anyone to copy and paste a post of mine that where I said I don't get along with women. What I did say was "Since the forum is predominantly women, I would probably offend a lot of you" If your'e gonna quote me, which I love and shows that you pay attention to me and care about what I say:biggrin: just quote me right.

Rumor has it that Dan2001XJ otherwise known as the cause of all our troubles has left the building. I am so happy, what a jerk!:thumbup: What do you think?

I get it peach, I found it insanely funny:biggrin: see the wink, I was tongue in cheek too. But you can see why I get in trouble I guess, my funny ain't funny enough. BTW I am contacting the NAACI national association for the advancement of camels images and filing suit against myself. Maybe camels don't want to be associated with me.:thumbup:

Ok, this has gone far enough:wink2: Everybody casting aspersions on camels, I object! Moderators, please close this thread:eek:

Count the words, your book is longer than mine. I never met a rude camel. I agree but why do you keep starting conversations with me:confused: Somewhere in your user control panel is an IGNORE feature. :thumbup:

I love you already!:wub: One problem though, what if I ever find out that you had previously rejected me in the bar? love conquers all? or the betrayal, oh the betrayal!:rose:

Hi all, I didn't intend to post on this subject again as it was intended to be cheeky only but it appears a nerve has been struck and it may in fact be a real subject for debate. So....:thumbup:.... on that note here is my nominee for future president of the I hate pre-banders club. Yes, I do realize she is also pre-band IN ADVANCE. It's only five or six posts so just a short detour (I know some folks don't like to link away) http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f84/dr-consult-87843/

Oops, your request not to correspond with was not ignored, I simply didn't find it important enough to remember your name but now that I know what it means I could care even less. If I purposely answer all of your threads or send you private messages I suggest you report me to the moderators, until then however your threads aren't private property and if I have something to say I will say it. Further, I don't recall suggesting that you hadn't done your research, I provided a reasoned and thoughtful response to a person who it seems likes to perpetuate the god complex that many doctors seems to have and the 'my time is more important than yours' attitude that seems to exist. And finally, Foggin gave you essentially the same advice but you choose to blast me, who is rude now? PS I don't recall requesting to be one of your "clients" and I submit that I'd move on to a different customer service rep or teacher of whatever you specialize in. Seems you've jumped the gun a bit too in your disdain for pre-banders but I guess you are in training to be queen of the post band snobs. Please feel free to ignore my threads and posts as you clearly have fixated on me, wish I could do the same but sorry, I'll forget your name as soon as I post this, sorry to hurt your feelings but again, I'm just not that in to you.:thumbup:

Ah Ha! You fell for the diabolical trap I set, you are now ineligible for the band, GET OUT!:thumbup:

M&M's! I blame the Peanut M&M's

Very nice post, cheers to you as well

Would have voted for another option, Not relevant. Unless being gay changes the routing of your stomach, then this could be a critical piece of information.......Does it?

I think this requires a research study to determine the link http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f80/anyone-notice-post-banders-bit-snobbish-87785/