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joliesmom

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Everything posted by joliesmom

  1. Pheww, now I feel better because I was thinking I must really be bad off because I could probably eat 2 slices in a blink. Keep us updated on your success. Good luck!!
  2. Good luck, I hope everything goes in your direction. Keep us posted.
  3. Libra- Did you already have a fill or are you that restricted from surgery? Divagirl- your solid..I probably would have caved a little. Good job.
  4. LMAO- my friends and I would say that to each other when getting ready to go out...never the chiffon scarf though.
  5. Best part of the movie: dancing with his manhood tucked- "would you f*** me I'd f*** me".
  6. Precious...woof woof
  7. I had an article from a newspaper that compared Lapbands to GB that I used to show people when I was explaining to them what I was having done. Some people are still confused and can't grasp the difference. Just try to patiently explain to them that they do not cut your stomach at all. Good luck!!
  8. Serendipity- I think it's probably because none of us are filled yet so we don't have restriction. Does anyone else feel like they are eating the same foods as before? I am eating smaller portions but I think it's more mental vs physical. I have eaten no food that make me feel like I have been banded.
  9. joliesmom replied to ShayDee's topic in The Lounge
    It was the site, there were 2 posts that were hacking.
  10. joliesmom replied to ShayDee's topic in The Lounge
    Whomever Ultraslan58 and Maltek are are our wonderful hackers with no life.
  11. Mods, UltRaslan58 and Maltek are hackers can you please lock their threads.
  12. I know as soon as I leave it hacks me again, I had to get back on from my browser of old pages.
  13. joliesmom replied to ShayDee's topic in The Lounge
    Under the cosmetic surgery thread is a post by Raslan58 which is the name that pops up when I got hacked. I have zone alarm running.
  14. I just noticed under the cosmetic surgery thread the name that pops up on the screen when hacked is listed something Raslan 58
  15. Yeah it just happened to me 3 times, I just posted on the thread about getting hacked. Things that make you go HMMMM since I have never been hacked before. Scary...
  16. Don't worry, his office was like a well oiled machine. You'll do great, remember relax it helps you heal quicker.
  17. joliesmom replied to ShayDee's topic in The Lounge
    I thought the same thing, that has NEVER happened to me before.
  18. joliesmom replied to ShayDee's topic in The Lounge
    Just happened to me 3 times, it said hacked by something..
  19. Hey next week, good luck. Are you excited or nervous?
  20. I believe everything happens for a reason, congrats on finding the love of your life!!
  21. Your posts are fine, don't stress.
  22. That remind me of Seinfeld when George pushed the lady with the walker to get out when he thought there was a fire. Guess that could be why he's the ex?
  23. Get your kleenex for Terms.
  24. She was clear on who she was, I'm lost as to who no.name or yoda are. I was only responding to what I thought was a cheap shot.
  25. Jack was the crazy astronaut neighbor, correct?

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