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You know, I forgot to mention that one....I'm so grateful to live in America! :clap2:

You have many reasons to be thankful!!!!!! This year I'm thankful for my daughters, they are sweet, helpful at home, honor roll students, loving and I could go on and on about my girls...:clap2: Financially has been a bad year for us, but I'm still here and will keep trying...

Hey guys, Thanksgiving Day, as we Celebrate it here in America, is usually a time to gather with family and friends to give thanks for the blessings and/or luck, abundance, health, benefits, etc...all that makes us happy... However, for some people, its meaning is different. It's simply another day for huge meals, dinner parties, get-togethers or reunions. I've read that the first Thanksgiving wasn't exactly organized in friendship? ....hhhhmmm It seems that there was an ulterior motive....:kiss The Pilgrims were outnumbered by the Wampanoag Indians two to one....:fencing: The Pilgrims thought it'd be best to keep the Indians on their good side:biggrin1::biggrin1:, until more Pilgrims could arrive. Anywho, I'm not going to spoil it for anybody or for myself....., who knows what really happened that first Thanksgiving Day? Who knows what was really in the hearts and minds of those people? They must have been having a good time....:hungry: The party lasted three days, didn?t it?:banana I personally thank God for my blessings....What does Thanksgiving mean to you?:peace: </SPAN>

Yes indeed..... I think we're getting to the bottom of this.... :cry he better watch out!:sick

You forgot the "rectangular butt" which refers as a wide AND longish butt...

I'm with you....but I wonder if Santa knew all along what "ho" meant..... and he was just pretending not to know to get away with it.... Santa maybe evil after all...

I'll take the fifth.... But I did see a movie where this lady had a crush on Santa and they only made love with the guy dressed as Santa.....it was werid....and it was a regular movie, not an X rated.... but for the life of me, I can't remember the name or who's in it, it was a long time ago...... Now Derrick, would you behave? some jokes get you in trouble....

AND I JOIN YOU WITH ANOTHER HO!!!!!!!!!!!:cool:

Well, at least you slept some today.... but yeah, that will screw your schedule....sucks...

You stayed up until 7:00am today since yesterday? and haven't slept yet and you have to get up tomorrow at 6:45am? Hello! go to sleep right now so you can recuperate....otherwise how would you function tomorrow!:omg:

OMG! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the funniest thread EVER!!!!!!!!!!! I'm laughing line a crazy person here...! I once tried a thong and my butt looked so weird... it looked even bigger, let me rephrase that.... it looked WIDER than usual..... that's back when I thought that having a wide butt was the same as having junk in the trunk.... sadly I'm aware it's not the same now... but obviously my butt is not made for a thong....:think

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Polish men????????????? My mom had one too..... And my oldest daughter is going in the same direction... THose darn polish men...:tired

Thank God everyone is gone at work because I'm laughing out loud!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know, after it happened we actually laughed about it, we were in line, so he never held my kid, but when they were removing him, I saw him up close and his eyes were so red and they had to help him walk....then everyone was asking what happened and the security of the mall said that he was intoxicated....I thought it was drugs.... but then other securities came along and were talking and saying that he was just drunk....:faint:

well, I guess that will be our destiny..... I enjoy a nice tan though.....I hope I'm skinny by then so at least I can wear a thong....

fat semi-flattened here too....but more bunnyish than squirrelish....good description:o

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mental picture.....:omg::omg::omg::omg:

Would a "chadubi" work for number 2? Got it from Chelsey Lately Show....

Fine, I'm getting my vajinga out of your hair ....:heh:

Seriously? I've heard vajinga.....from "Scrubs"

I testify against the impostor! It was Dr. Bailey on Gray's Anatomy! She was in labor and she was laying there legs spread and people kept coming in and looking and she told the Chief, what are you doing looking at my VaJJ (sp?) I love that show, never miss it...:kiss that's how I know... Then Oprah had a show about Gray's Anatomy and said that she loved the word! and that she was using it from there on...

OMG nasty!!!!!!! I took my oldest when she was a baby, fifteen years ago.... to a Santa in the mall and he was drunk! yes, they finally removed him and he couldn't even walk..... he could've dropped a baby from his lap! among other things...:omg:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel the same way! sickening....

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:biggrin1::clap2::clap2::clap2:

That sounds good, but my favorite is "Gender-neutral non-denominational saying with no ethnic or cultural implications! Gender-neutral non-denominational saying with no ethnic or cultural implications! Gender-neutral non-denominational saying with no ethnic or cultural implications!":D