gone 4 ever

No MJ liked little eels.

You can't be superior. there is only room for 1 superior person here and it is me. Don't make me call PG on you.

SPRINGER, SPRINGER, wait a minute your husband is the mailman my husband was sleeping with! Now he's white trash?

Aunt Ethel told me I should be at goal weight in 2 weeks! This really is majic

Lets not get dirty up in here. talking about your sweet spot!

I think that was her name. She knows God personally. She told me so.

Uh? I wasn't told I needed anything after banding other than a Whoper on the way home.

Thanks. I don't have a blender. would my boat motor do alright/

This is sad but pretty much the truth! I burned his clothes in the front yard. I think I took care of it pretty well

So sorry Pool. I tried a vegan cake once, they used water and more water for the moist cake. the frosting just floated on top. it couldn't hold the topper tho, cause the couple would have drowned.

No he was down on the corner of 4th and Main in that pop up revival tent. he had an assistant who was really weird. She kept preaching hells fire and brimstone the whole time.

I'll be back. I have to make a run to Krispy Kreme and to Wally world for Triple choc. nutty,marshmellow apple pie ice cream! I'm hungry. I am sure I can make the KK donuts into a liquid.

WAAAA I want my band out! I want to eat real food in the amounts I want. I know it's only been 3 days, but I made a mistake and my husband won't support me. what am I gonna do?

I can't find my surgeon, he packed up and left town. told me to go to Mexico if I need revision cause I will slip my band sooner or later. I don't remember him telling me anything before the surgery

Ethel just told me to use icecream to fill it. Gives you a nice cool feeling in the band. She says detergent might make me bubble out the wrong end if you follow my meaning!

I have a question? I was told by my neighbors mommas great aunt Ethel that I can do my own fills. just like giving myself a diabetes shot. Can I use the pickle juice left over from your pickles for my fill? I want to fill it up real quick cause I don't want to have the bandster hell I hear about. I got banded 3 days ago.

Congrats kat! I am glad that everything went smoothly.Grandkids are something else! They know they have us wrapped around their little finger. My grandkids are the same when they come to Nana's. When I go to there homes It is funny. they know I always carry Tic Tacs with me. My youngest DGD is 3 and she has always called them Two-a-Tacs. If I tell her I don't have any she tells me to go to my car and get them! LOL. I know I will be thrilled with the new baby. It was more of a shock to me. I found the Mexico thread. It was deffinatly interesting. LOL Dog we don't get to see KC in action on the news.

I guess I am not supposed to read that Mexican thread cause I can't find it nowhere.

Thank you Beth. O.K. waiting to find out. :scared2:

If it is the one I read yesterday I want to jack slap some kind of sence into her. I don't think she listened to her Dr. She prob. gets what she wants from parents so they won't tell her no. so yeah I understand getting frustrated with her. Where is the mexico thread with HH. I can't find it. Thanks for letting my cry! Y'all are great!:scared2:

yes let us know Glou! Yes they are. My grandmother on my mother's side used to drag mom to seances (sp) when she was little. The 1 time my brother and sister and some friends messed with one (I was watching. I was 6). Sam (the friend) asked when he would die. It said when he turned 16 he would be killed. They put the board up after that. (it was Sam's) he was going to be 16 in a few weeks. When he was 16 a drunk driver hit him. he was on his motorcycle at a stop sign. The drunk swerved across the road and hit Sam. threw him 30 ft into the air and over on the other road and down a ravine. his brother seen it all. Anyway my mother had a fit when she found out that there had been a Ouija board in the house and was used! We never told her what the last question was that was asked. We just told her things like who they would marry. That kind of things. This is true. I know things are in my house. Even though I built this house.But it is kinda funny when my big male cat for no reason will start hissing at nothing that I can see. There are a lot of pics with orbs in them. No it is not from the flash of the camera or lights. I used different cameras. perfume smells, all the grandkids had angels they talked to. My 3 yr.old DGD told me 1 day she was talking to an angel! It comforts me. I have had several experiences personally. I have written about my "feelings". I will tell other things later.

I am like the both of you KC and KR. Once I'm up I'm up. it doesn't matter if It was 1 hr of sleep or 6. I am sitting here crying my eyes out. I should be happy, I know God doesn't make mistakes. But dang the news I got a little while ago has me all upset. I'm going to have another grandbaby. It's not that I won't be thrilled, I will be. I love my "babies" and my babies! But my DD already has 3 that her and hubby can't hardly afford. SIL has 2 other daughters in Puerto Rico. But the only time they want anything to do with daddy is when they want extra money. then they blow his phone up. But he isn't allowed to see them. With me not working in management anymore and struggling myself, I see how much harder it is on them. I was forever getting things all my DG Children needed. But this past yr. has really hit home. I asked my DD if she is getting fixed this time (tried to get her to do it after last one) she said yes. I told her if she doesn't I will do the flippen surgery myself! I can't call anyone and cry to them cause I have no min. on my phone. Can't go anywhere no gas! :scared2: I'm so sorry to cry on your shoulders over something that should make me happy. So everyone who is drinking tonight, Please drink several for me! A couple of Long Island ice teas, and anything else you might be drinking. Some straight Jack or Jim. Thanks

Bill, That is very sweet. Your wife sounds like she is a lucky woman.

When I went to bed y'all were on page 999 (by my puter) I get up and I have like 3-4 pages to read. Very busy last night. I don't have cable either Beth. I think that is wonderful about your father. Just make sure he does get a second opinion. Ya done both of them Beth! Yay! A life sized poster of plain!:nanahump: :wink2: I was laughing so hard I was crying! The mental image is priceless! I hope you walk out with someone every morning. It sounds like you work in a very rough hospital. I don't work the weekends, but If it makes you feel any better I can't go anywhere or do anything cause I don't have the gas or money. But that's life. Good morning everyone. Hope y'all have a blessed day.

So sorry Lu. Your a good mommy for your doggy.