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FunnyDuddies

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  1. Rob saved a child from drowning on Mother's day. a 6 year old girl was in the Water at the beach with her brothers. Both were older, an trying to walk out to the sand bar. They could make it through the dip before the sand bar. The 6 year old girl couldn't. he noticed her during her last flailing attempts for attention an the last time she went under. All I knew at the time was my husband just jumped out of his chair and went running into the water at full speed and drug what looked I thought at the time looked like a wet shirt out of the water. He threw her over his back and ran back to shore. He laid her down, and I ran over. We laid her on her side and patted her hard on the back a few times to see if she neeed CPR or if she could just cough it out on her own. She threw up and starte coughing. About this time her brothers came up to the beach and wanted to know what happened. I asked where the mother was an they pointed her out. I walked over and the woman was asleep!! I woke her up and explaine what happened. She sat there with her daughter in her arms curled up for a good hour after that. The woman almost lost her daughter on Mother's day because her tan and her music in her IPOD were more important. Thank go she did not die. I have been a life guard. I have seen 2 people die from pool related accidents. It is not fun, and I am so glad to hear that you are taking a stand on being able to sit and watch your kids. I know i would fight them if they told me I could not be there to watch and be sure that things went alright.
  2. The guy who comes and does that yard work for our community regularly saw me the other day and dropped his weedwacker LOL I just stared at this guy, covered in sticky grass, staring at me with his mouth open. I always send the kids out with bottles of cold Water for him, but I haven't seen him in a while. I asked him what was wrong. He chuckled and said "Nothin Mrs. Davis, you are just shocking looking. You have lost a lot of weight, if you don't mind me saying so." It was so sweet. I took him his water and gave him a kiss on the cheek. The guy who works at our grocery store has hit on me, in front of Rob!! LOL I pointed to rob and said that I was taken, and he got red in the face an apologize to him, then told us he always thought we were brother an sister, not husband and wife. Not sure how I feel about that one...
  3. I love the idea of a statue!! Esp a mouse. :huggie: What a neato thing.
  4. JustPaul and I were chatting in the Gone For Good threa after hearing a great story about someone there being hit on since their weight loss. I love these stories, so I want you to post yours here. Tell us about people REALLY noticing your loss, or sudden attention to your new found sexiness!! Cause y'all know you are getting sexier by the day!! WOOHOO!!
  5. I was singing "Baby its col outside" today at the vets office. The vet almost got ma at me. LOL
  6. congratz on the hit on!!! Feels good don't it? :huggie:
  7. Oh what a sweety-face. I would suggest spreading his ashes under a tree where a lot of birds perch. That way his final resting place can be where he can always see birdies. We lost our cat about 3 days ago. He got out and he is not ready for a life outside. I made up over 100 fliers, and went walking with the kids. I would spend the evenings out on our porch shaking a can of Pounce and calling for him. It has been close to 100 everyday. We found him today. A woman down the street was backing out of her driveway and thinks she ran over his tail. He didn't move, an she thought she had run over a leg or something. she came to get me, and when I picked him up he was very lethargic. He is at the doctor's now. The vet says he is fine, just really really dehydrated, and might lose his tail.
  8. This still cracks me up. JP standing there stammering like Skinny Porky Pig. aa-ba-dee aa-ba-ee aa-ba-dee thats all folks!
  9. I am waiting with baited breath to know the end of this story.
  10. Glad to see everyone weighing in! Let me gently remin everyone to not post with your signatures, as it makes this thread a long one to load, and we are trying to keep it as clean as possible. There is a box that you can uncheck when you are posting or eiting your posts that leaves your signature out of the post. Lets all get on this and try to keep the thread clean, esp on days like this when we have a lot of posts for the weigh ins. If my gentle reminder is not heeded, then i will call in the Dawginator and his Fish of Death!:huggie:
  11. Omg you guys are cracking me up!! I will only add one... Perverse - The universe we pervs should be sent to so as to not scare away the normals. The queen of freaks has spoken.:drama:
  12. Yup! Its that time again! Weigh in day!!! I hope to see everyone checking in on time, and getting those results they are looking for! But if you haven't, that means you need to get on track and make next week a big loser!!! FunnyDuddies - H 372/ J 340/ S313/ G 120/ C 314 (-58 lbs total, -3 this week) I'm getting closer to twoterville!!!
  13. 151 days till Christmas!!! :tea: :bowl: :bananapartyhat: :bananapartyhat: :bananapartyhat: :bananapartyhat: :bananapartyhat: :bananapartyhat: :bananapartyhat: :bananapartyhat: :bananapartyhat: Its weigh in day people!!! Lets see how those Christmas Wishes are coming! I hope you are all a step or two towards your wish coming true!! I know I am, and it feels great!
  14. I am with Donna, step away from the bread! Just because you can doesn't mean you should. And you have come this far without it so I know you can make it a bit further. Any idea when the fill will be put back? I am so glad that you and your doctor work so closely and are able to find the resolutions like you do. Just enjoy some good steaks, maybe some chicken, or so smoked fish. Eat lots of Protein. Enjoy the protein and some hard to eat veggies. I think Alexandra's idea is a perfect one. Take care sis!
  15. That is SO AWESOME!!! I am so happy and proud for you!! Keep it up! You are inspirational!
  16. StraWarts is on now, and Penni was on and posted yesterday.
  17. I am in tears here! That is so cool! Thank you so much for sharing. You have a great looking son, and he wears the uniform well. I grew up in the military, and would be so proud to see my son and daughter go into it myself.
  18. i plan on the same, but it won't be glamour shots that takes em LOL
  19. I totally forgot he was on that!!! LOL I love his character too. I am lovin me some CSI characters personally. LOL When it comes to Vegas, I got a major thing for Gil and Warick. And Caine and Speedle melt my heart too. DH saw the final episode where Speedle bit it, but i didn't. He told me what happened and i was devastated. Then one day we are watching CSI miami, and DH says he saw it before, but I hadn't. It was the one where Speedle dies. I was so shocked, and I cried. LOL and I threw mulitple pillows at DH for not telling me that it was the episode where he dies. I miss you, my sweet Rory!!
  20. ugh, i have to get pics taken for our church directory. I keep putting it off. Now with the band I have an excuse to LOL No pics till I am skinny!! LOL
  21. HEY! How did you get ahold of my plans for the evening? LOL
  22. Now you are just making my head hurt. LOL
  23. you pee about as much as you take in because it is constantly recycled. ever notice if you only drink one or two glasses of water you only pee maybe twice or three times that day? But if you drink a lot then you pee a lot. it just gets recycled. People who are proud of their "water weight" being lost, are unknowingly proud that they are dehydrating themselves. LOL

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