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HeatherGurl

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Everything posted by HeatherGurl

  1. OK, you know you have to explain that one!!!
  2. I am waiting for BigPaul to "not" read this thread....
  3. VERY SEXY!!! hubby uses that line with me too! :bored
  4. He only shows it to me... he is the most faithful guy in the world... Now if our sex wasn't out of this world, all of the time... then I might be worried. He really just has GREAT self esteem. He is sexy and he knows it... I wish I had half his self esteem.
  5. No one has voted NO to this thread yet... and I still see you lurking LISA!!!
  6. yeah... as soon as I typed it, I knew I had to add the cheezy grin... I figured you would get it!
  7. OH shit funnyduddies... I am laughing my butt off!!!! (and yes, it is quite the tool... but I can't be telling him that all of the time. He will get a big head):eyebrows:
  8. My hubby is such a dork... He will call me on the phone and say "Hey Heather, guess what? long pause.... " I gotta big dick"... It is sooo old.... I mean, he does it like 4 times a day. He says it so frequently that he almost slipped and said it in front of my grandma!!! We don't really have a name for it...
  9. Bring it on sista!!! While your at it let's start a "male part" thread... that sounds more interesting to me
  10. I guess I just know that I won't fall off the wagon because I didn't have surgery to fall off the wagon. This surgery was a life changing thing for me.. yes, I am only almost 4 months out, but I have NEVER kept up dieting and exercising for this long. I know 4 months doesn't sound like much, but for me it is. I know I will stumble some, but the point is, that I will never be physically able to binge and pig out like before... It just won't happen (unless band has to be removed) But, why even bother thinking negative like all the weight will eventually come backt and what not, when that is not going to get us anywhere! I will not fail at this, you can all come find me in 5, 10 or 50 years and if I am still alive, I will be healthy. It might sound sugar coated and like a dream, but for me it is now reality.
  11. I guess Lisa is staying out of here since we all would all obviously convince her to spray that damn pizza!!!
  12. Congrats!!! Little girls are just awesome!!!
  13. Recliner here also!!! Our bed is too high and I couldn't sit up or lay down without assistance from DH!
  14. Yes, keep us updated! I am sorry that you have had such trauma!
  15. I am not an animal enthusiast like most, but I do believe it is cruel to dump animals. If you have an animal, it is your duty to take care of them. It was very kind of you to take them in!
  16. Sorry, I forget that some of us have different rules!!! My instructions said no carbonation, but if your Doc say it's OK, then do what your Doc says! Best of Luck to you!
  17. Don't drink the sprite!!! That sure was sweet of him!!!!
  18. Forgot to add... you need some new pictures in those new smaller sizes!!! That is just great!
  19. Change your signature!!! You go girl!!! That is so awesome... You are doing great! I am so close to 50 pounds lost I can taste it. I am really happy for you!
  20. That is awesome!!! Way to go MsJoy!!!
  21. My weight is gone for good, BECAUSE I plan to keep doing the right things to keep it gone for good. I refuse to gain the weight that I have lost, so my weight is DEFINITELY not coming back... band or no band.
  22. It will be my 2nd. I had restriction, but now not so much. I have 2.7cc right now.
  23. I need a fill bad. I go next Thursday!!! Can't wait. I was able to eat way too much the past couple of nights, so I am excited about my fill. I hope you get some cool stuff at the show!!! Can't wait to hear about it. I am glad you got an unfill, that must have really sucked! Did you lose any weight while you were miserable?

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