Kacee78

Why does this remind me of a Jerry Springer episode in the making?

Why does this remind me of a Jerry Springer episode in the making?

As of today I have completed and received clearance from the psychologist (yeserday), nutritionist (today), and I official reached the pre-op weight loss goal my surgeon set for me (today). Tomorrow the scheduler should call me to schedule my rny.
I started the process on July 17 and hoping for an early Sept. Surgery. Even the nurse stated that I completed my requirements quickly.
I am excited, and nervous. I think I will be starting my pre-op diet in 1 week.
WOW what a month this has been. I am kind of afraid to undo what I have done these last few weeks.

1000% yes to all this stuff.. I will not miss any of it.. or have to expect some of it to happen in the future!

So this morning after taking a shower, and elbow deep in my usual routine of slathering on the lotion, and slapping on the baby powder, in hopes of reducing friction, I thought, I can't wait until I don't have to do this anymore after I lose the weight.
What fat related routines, patterns, or things are you hoping to leave behind after surgery?
PS: Johnson & Johnson stock is really going to take a plunge after I stop buying the lotion and powder.

I got the call back from the surgeons office....my insurance has been verified. I meet with the NP next Tuesday. I'll get my packet of all the other appointments I'll need to make - psych eval, etc. I'll get my WLS soon enough, totally stoked!!!

My motto is: "It's better to have loved and lost than be stuck with a psychopath the rest of my life."

I'm 5 weeks out and have been obsessed pre-surgery and now with finding the "perfect" drinking cup. Started with needing to have incremental measurements so I could see how well i was doing. Now I spent $25 for one that is supposed to keep my drink cold for 18 hours. I can't wait to move into something more wild like panties or sex, even if it's with myself!

I agree! Dannon Light & Fit is my favorite Greek yogurt! Especially the strawberry cheesecake You can even taste the graham cracker crust. The toasted coconut and vanilla is equally as delicious.

That's magical! And awesome congrats!

So I've been REALLY putting in a good fight to lose weight going into surgery and to change my old habits NOW so that it's not so foreign afterwards. In June, I could barely walk across my house without having to sit down. 2 weeks ago, I nearly died going around the block and yesterday, I walked 2 miles! Seriously my heart was pounding out of my chest and I was coughing like a 50yr smoker when I got home(if home counts as the front lawn and my fat ass laying on it like a fish pulled out of a lake LOL), but I was so proud! I walked 2 miles!!!! At this rate I wonder if I can get to light jogging even before my surgery(I wish!)

Ok. So I WILL reply to this one.
The "truth" hurts? Girlfriend, your OPINION is NOT "truth" just as MY opinion is not truth. You can totally own your experiences, but what you've done does not apply to all, I am proof of that.
First and foremost, anyone who "decides to have the sleeve" and is on the table two weeks later really needs to do some self reflection as does anyone who will openly state that they did not realize this procedure was permanent.
I am also 5'3, was sleeved while I was "young" (by your definition) and my body is MUCH healthier than it's ever been. My body fat is down to the low end of the "ideal" range and butted right up to "lean". I have some loose skin, for sure, but underneath it, I am strong and fit.
I did my research, I worked my plan, and I exercised my body. Anyone who does not is operating on foolishness.
I must say, I'm curious. If you are such an expert on weight gain/loss/nutrition/fitness, why the regain? Why is your regain the fault of the sleeve? Serious question.

I am pre-op so maybe I shouldn't vent since I haven't had the experience yet... but I have been thinking the same thing! From people who eat bacon when they should be drinking liquids to people who just want to know how soon they can return to their comfort foods... I always have that "should of had a V8" moment where I just want to thump them on the head! I also don't get food funerals, if I am being really honest. To each their own but to me that is like raising the white flag before the enemy troops even show up. But to each their own. For me the point of this surgery is to teach me how to change so that I eat like an average healthy human! I have been craving tortellini for the last 2 weeks... like really hard core craving it. However, if someone told me right now it was Pasta or the surgery, would I cancel my surgery? HELL NO! I want to add extra days, months, and years to my life. No beer, pizza, bacon, soda, or straws are worth dying for. /endrant

I try to be patient but the repeat questions over "when can I do all the things that I am told not to?" or "when can I go back to eating anything and everything?" Those get me and drive me insane.
Also not gonna mention any names but the post I see every week that says something to the effect of "I walk 2-3 miles a day and only eat 500 calories but I don't lose" What a lie, not even possible.
I look at my husband and read them to him and he says "walk away" but it is like a train wreck and I have to look lmao

I actually am not so even keeled about some things. The f****** drinking question drives me nuts.
I mean, worrying about when I can drink was the last damn thing on my mind before surgery. I was more worried about, oh I dunno, CHANGING MY LIFESTYLE BECAUSE I'M HAVING MAJOR SURGERY TO DO SO???
See. Not so even keeled.

I am pre-op. I have PCOS and about 6 years ago did some laser treatment on my chin, lip and sideburns. I was shaving my chin twice a day prior to that. I only had 3 treatments. It got rid of all of the lip hair, really reduced the sideburn hair and now they are much softer and finer and reduced the chin hair so I was down to shaving once a day.
I just restarted the laser treatment. I had my 3rd session last night. It is a different type of laser. After the first treatment there was a huge difference. No more permanent 5'O clock shadow. I have a few stray hairs. Still will need a total of 6 sessions. Last night's treatment hurt and I have some red today. But it will be worth it.
I got the 6 treatment package through Groupon for less than $200.

Today is FINALLY my day. July 29, 2015, at high noon, I'm having my surgery!
Wow, what a head rush and surreal experience, all wrapped into one. It took an entire year, but it has definitely been the most life changing journey I've ever embarked upon. I will never forget the struggle that brought me here, the friends I've made, or the health and happiness I hope to achieve.
I chose my screen name, The Candidate, because in all my research the most reoccurring phrase was "You might be a candidate for weight loss surgery if..." Not sure what to identify myself with after surgery. Is "The Post Op" taken? ????
This is "The Candidate" (but not for much longer), signing off, and heading to the hospital.
Thank you all, and I'll be seeing you on the other side. ❤️

Hello all!!
My name is Katie and I have been waiting for insurance approved WLS for what seems like my whole life... I have been overweight and moved to morbidly obese in my teens (I started to binge after my dad died) bow topping the scales at 429lbs at 5'11, and while I don't eat my feelings anymore I do have a problem with food portions, well food in general.
I have started my current push for WLS in April of '14 when i found out that I meet their criteria, and finally got the stage 2 approval letter pretty close to my 37th bday (which was the 14th) of this year.... And that makes me super happy (not gonna lie I broke down and cried like 2yr old when I got the stage 2 letter)
I have hope that it will help with the diabetes and neuropathy that go with it.. And the frackin c-pap and the hose that I absolutely HATE! I am already pushing for my appts and got some of them in b4 the end of the month, now just waiting out 6 mnths (maybe, the insurance is unsure if that's a hard 6 mnths) of curbing my eating and starting to motivate, which apparently I lack that gene lol, to lose some weight...
I have read through most of your stories and have to say I am happy that I am not alone and some of your experiences are eye opening and motivational.. not gonna lie some of the ups and downs I'm not looking forward too but I have a good foundation of ppl who support me and am excited to start this right.. This site also helps because it's always easier when I know other ppl have struggled and it's not just me all by myself so thank you for your posts and advice and even the funny stories and not so funny you're all wonderful!

Hello all!!
My name is Katie and I have been waiting for insurance approved WLS for what seems like my whole life... I have been overweight and moved to morbidly obese in my teens (I started to binge after my dad died) bow topping the scales at 429lbs at 5'11, and while I don't eat my feelings anymore I do have a problem with food portions, well food in general.
I have started my current push for WLS in April of '14 when i found out that I meet their criteria, and finally got the stage 2 approval letter pretty close to my 37th bday (which was the 14th) of this year.... And that makes me super happy (not gonna lie I broke down and cried like 2yr old when I got the stage 2 letter)
I have hope that it will help with the diabetes and neuropathy that go with it.. And the frackin c-pap and the hose that I absolutely HATE! I am already pushing for my appts and got some of them in b4 the end of the month, now just waiting out 6 mnths (maybe, the insurance is unsure if that's a hard 6 mnths) of curbing my eating and starting to motivate, which apparently I lack that gene lol, to lose some weight...
I have read through most of your stories and have to say I am happy that I am not alone and some of your experiences are eye opening and motivational.. not gonna lie some of the ups and downs I'm not looking forward too but I have a good foundation of ppl who support me and am excited to start this right.. This site also helps because it's always easier when I know other ppl have struggled and it's not just me all by myself so thank you for your posts and advice and even the funny stories and not so funny you're all wonderful!

I knew it would be you!
This post came out of a head-banging moment where I saw someone CELEBRATING being able to eat pizza at two months out.
Celebrate that you lost weight. Celebrate that you are in smaller sizes. Celebrate that you are healthier. Celebrate that you can fit into a restaurant booth, an airplane seat, a restroom stall. CELEBRATE!
But celebrate that you can eat a piece of pizza? ?