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  1. What's with all the bitching about not losing 10 lbs. a day? At least three new whines are posted daily. I have come to the conclusion that the psychologists who do evaluations are asking the wrong questions and not paying attention.

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    2. Valentina

      Valentina

      It certainly does and is.

    3. heidikat72

      heidikat72

      @WLSResources - mine used the word "only" as well. She had asked what my final goal weight was and asked how I would feel if I only got down xxx instead of my goal. I think she specifically chose the word "only" to see what sort of reaction it would trigger in me. I was pretty impressed with her - there were definitely times where she used likely trigger words to gauge my reactions, not because she was being insensitive.

    4. KristenLe

      KristenLe

      @heidikat72 I believe that's what mine was doing as well. I don't remember the exact wording she used but it didn't bother me.

  2. Next person to use the word "cheated" in the context of food gets slapped.

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    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      I've always said it's not a cheat, it's a choice. I'm far too old to believe that I really can't stop myself from eating cookie. I can, I just choose not to from time to time.

    3. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      @LipstickLady -- www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PnbKL3wuH4

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      And this -- www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qTIGg3I5y8

  3. Jeopardy taught me something this evening -- that bourbon is made from corn. I like bourbon, but never knew its origins and it wasn't until the quiz that I realized I'd never even wondered. Isn't moonshine made from corn? Does that mean that bourbon is a fine version of the likker that's made beyond the eyes of the revenooers?

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    2. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      I had work in KY. Great history and legends in the industry. Its also huge in Ireland and Scotland I love visiting wineries too. My visits to Napa were great. In NY there is this one. http://www.tuthilltown.com/ Nice heavy rye bourbon

    3. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Gardiner is only about 2 hours up the Hudson, a nice area. Hmm... It might happen. I had no idea there's production in NYS other than the wineries. P.S. Because you mentioned jazz in Djmohr's status on wine, I mentioned a film that might be of interest to you.

    4. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      Thanks for letting me know about

  4. Some people should be chloroformed.

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    2. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      Meanwhile .... sleepless in Queensland, again .... I do need that chloroform to put me out of my misery .... Let's swap!

      PS, I'm bit over the real world myself atm. No pizzas though ..... just a sleep deprived loony feeling .....

    3. Djmohr

      Djmohr

      I was kind of thinking the chloroform would knock me out too. Could not fall asleep until after 2:30 am and then this lousy cold had me up at 6:30. Have to take father n law to the doctor this morning so i can not go back to bed.

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      @Djmohr -- You'll be tired today, but you're doing a mitzvah. That's a good thing.

  5. When I see that people visit my profile page, I feel bad. They're looking for clues to something-or-other, but I'm always slow to furnish my corner of a website. Anyone who's curious can ask. If a question is inappropriate, I may nip, but I won't bite. Not too hard.

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    2. OKCPirate
    3. Elode

      Elode

      I have to go to your profile just to read this question. So they may be doing something like that.

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Pirate, Winnie got it right from time to time.

       

      Elode, the ending of the status was little more than "ask away." I'm an open book, except for the pages that stick together.

  6. Had a mammogram today. Why does it seem that each is more painful than the last? I have a dim memory of ny first and it wasn't at all uncomfortable. On the good side, I saw my new PCP. He's excellent at what he does and his first name is one of my all-time favorite masculine names.

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    2. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      I'm in my room already! Still in bed, but haven't had breakfast yet ....... just coffee ...... Yes, I am baaaaaaaaaaaad! :)

    3. highfunctioningfatman

      highfunctioningfatman

      @WLSResources/ClothingExch

      But mom!

      @OzRoo

      Baaaaaaadddd she said sheepishly...

    4. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      LOL, HFFM .... What a memory you have!!! :) Baaaaaaaaa , and,: but Maaaaaaaaa ! LOL

  7. I keep saying that the idiotic psych evaluation should be scrapped in favor of an IQ test. Do the idiot surgery practices ever learn? Nah. And who pays the price? Hint: Neither they nor their patients.

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    2. Sai

      Sai

      well... Ok, if one is logical, that is. How is that? :P

    3. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      @Sai -- You're a honey, but logical-shmogical.

    4. Sai
  8. It's a mere misunderstanding over the "E" misplaced in the middle of J-U-D-G-M-E-N-T. I've never laughed so much over a BP thread. This has to have been a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence.

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    2. Sharon1964

      Sharon1964

      It has the word JUDGEMENT the title, misspellings and all

    3. Cervidae

      Cervidae

      I found it, but it's been deleted. Darn. I was all ready to bring my protein chips and watch.

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Deleted? Rats, it was so funny and the trashiest I've seen in BP. It was locked to further posts when last I saw it. Deletion must be reeaaalllly bad, but is it of the CIA variety or simply a parental tap on the hand? We all know, don't we, that the First Amendment does not apply here?

  9. Why does the tiny bit of eggshell wait to hop into my mouth with the last bite of omelet, thereby ruining the whole thing? If it must lurk in the egg mixture, why won't it have the courtesy to get it over with a the start?

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    2. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      @High functioning fat man, it doesn't happen often, but when it does, the piece is microscopic. I remember your little cutie from photos you posted. Does he do freelance shell-removal?

    3. highfunctioningfatman

      highfunctioningfatman

      The boy really likes to crack eggs so I wouldn't be surprised if freelance would be an option!

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      @High functioning fat man, Im not sure who's funnier, you or your son.

  10. What do you do when there's no "there" there?

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    2. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Agreed on the reaction to his reply. Whether it was surreal or lunatic, it made me want to inhale.

    3. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      Yeah, I think I'm going to have to roll a fatty on election night.

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      I may take a page from your book -- a fatty or, if necessary, a midnight training goin' anywhere...beyond U.S. borders. North.

  11. To the "I lost only" gritchers, this is your speed: “Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.” -- the wisdom of Winnie the Pooh. Just do what needs doing.

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    2. Kathy812

      Kathy812

      Wish there was a love button -)

    3. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      If you want to love Winnie the Pooh's philosophy of life and have no button to express it, why not reread the book? That's LOVE.

    4. Kathy812

      Kathy812

      Great suggestion!

       

  12. Flailing, hell. Lost 11 lbs. since July 18 adjustment. I'm hot and I'm in.

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    2. Unbridled

      Unbridled

      @OutsideMatchInside... down girl down!

      That's the beauty of forums... you don't have to reveal a single thing about yourself.

      Just be kind and understanding that someone wants to be here for whatever reason.

    3. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      Smoking! Congratulations! :)

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Thanks for the cheers, all. @Unbridled, first there was the verb, then there was the gerund - same DNA with a slight mutation. @OutsideMatchInside, nothing devious or nefarious about it. Upon signing on at BP and about to enter the stats, I was interrupted by the phone. It then occurred to me that entering the stats would serve me not. Jotting them in my trusty, little notebook is quicker than electronics. When asked, I reveal. When pertinent, I include the info in my posts. @krakow57, I stopped smoking in 2001! :P

  13. Slap me silly. I thought I'd hit a plateau, but no-o-o, I simply slowed by loss by several days of bad eating. Isn't it funny that smart eating works? Maybe I needed the goof because I feel reenergized to do this right.

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    2. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      "Snacking?" What's that? Never heard of it. Never ever.

    3. Cervidae

      Cervidae

      It was the pumpkin tortilla chips from Trader Joe's that finally got me... :'(

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Early in my lapband career I was able to measure out 1/2 ounce or a full ounce of chips as I planned meals. Then something changed and I couldn't stop, so I stopped buying them for the rest of the time that I stayed with the plan. I don't know if I'd be able to control it now, so I won't take the chance on buying chips yet.

  14. OKC Pirate, this is for you. I think your latest topic is in the 'men only' forum not because of the product, but because of the joke. Were you 100+ years younger, you'd have been a guest at the barbecue at Twelve Oaks. I sent the groupon link to a friend who has been slender from birth and has always been vexed by having nothing to keep his pants from sliding a bit.

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    2. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      Sorry no like button on comments, but I would have liked the potato comment

    3. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Easy for you to say, as it comes from your own locker-room joke, which, by the way, was a surprise. I think I'd never before seen you doing locker room material. (The joke is funny, but I'm far way too far sophisticated to say as much. Therefore, you didn't read it here. Dammit, it's getting funnier now that I think of it again. I may guffaw any moment. Don't be surprised. I love "Family Guy.")

    4. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      I am a South Park, Monte Python, Family Guy fan. But remember, I put the locker room joke in the men's section, just saying.

  15. Bought a spaghetti squash today, the first in eons. It will be the foundation of a brilliant concoction and I can't wait to chow down. The hardest part is cutting it open raw.

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    2. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      That's what I've heard. Maybe someday. Sorry the link doesn't work. If you do want to take a look, just copy over. But you knew that.

    3. dhrguru

      dhrguru

      I nearly lost a hand trying to cut the damn thing open. It honestly has turned me off from making one again. I've gotten used to not eating pasta with sauce anyhow.

       

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Cutting a hard squash is a feat. It needs a super-sharp knife which can be just as nervous-making as any other.

  16. When people sniffle over plateaus and stalls, I tell them to hang in and eat properly and give guarantees that everything will catch up again. Now that I've hit my first plateau ever -- this wasn't ever supposed to happen -- I'm sure something's wrong with me. Someone tell me the words. I need to hear the words.

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    2. LipstickLady
    3. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      This is your lucky day. I'm too tired and satisfied with the day to snap back at you. Excellent but way busy clothing exchange; a much larger turnout and far more clothes than has happened in a while. You're not so bad for runner up. Ha!

    4. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Glad you had a great day! <3

  17. I've lost 23 lbs since restarting my band three months ago. I'll take it. This month is my seventh surgery anniversary and I'm working not to be down on myself for having messed up so badly. I'm the one who messed up and I'm the one who will tidy up.

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    2. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      Awesome loss and Congratulations on restart!

      Wishing you continuing great success!

    3. Sai

      Sai

      I love you too (but you already know that too hehe) @WLSResources/ClothingExch

    4. blizair09
  18. I'm going to see Neil deGrasse Tyson tonight. Astronomy is super-nova interesting, but the ticket is more about him. ovea

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    2. Babbs

      Babbs

      I love NDT! Jealous!

    3. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      @Sai and @Babbs - don't be jealous. He may very well make his way out your way while promoting the new book. Last night he and his co-authors, J. Richard Gott and Michael Strauss, were so much fun. NDT, always exuberant, did his thing -- cutting off his pals when he just had to say something. If he weren't so bright and all that, it would REALLY be annoying. The others seemed to take it in good spirits. It really was a fun evening and how nice that he's a 'neighbor.' If you do have an op some time to see him in person, it's well.

      By the way, C-Span Book TV series will be showing last night's program. They had a sizeable crew on site to tape it.

    4. Sai

      Sai

      Ahhh I'll try not to be jealous hehehe. I will look for that program tonight :D. Thanks! i am so glad you had fun. ^^

  19. I much prefer the illegal kind.

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    2. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Golly gee, I wonder why that is?

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      NO CLUE. I'm innocent.

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Mark Twain, one of the writers who can/could have had me, wrote "Innocents Abroad." I shall borrow from him -- "Innocence: A Broad."

  20. I'm in a good mood. Take cover.

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    2. Sai

      Sai

      I'll hide and take cover, but I'm glad you are in a good mood. If you warn us when you're in a good mood, I'm terrified of your bad moods hehe. :)

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      I **AM** always in a good mood. That doesn't mean I have to spread it.

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      @Sai, I'll give you fair warning. You'll be safe....@LipstickLady, are you doing what's called splitting splinters? )I just made that up and have no idea what it means.)

  21. Where do the blasted fruit flies come from? When I choose my items at the store or farmers' market, I don't see any. Even if they're there (outdoors?), wouldn't they be shooed away when I'm handling the fruits and putting them into bags? How do they get into my kitchen? A day or two after I've placed the tomatoes, sweet peppers, bananas and whatall-else on the counter or table, one or two fruit flies materialize from nowhere. I really hope someone knows how this happens and how to stop it.

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    2. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      @ShelterDog64 - While I sometimes see one around the sink, it didn't occur to me that they live in the drain. I wondered why the sink. I also wonder why I never see more than one there or around the fruit. Maybe there's a law on their home planet.

    3. ShelterDog64

      ShelterDog64

      I don't know why they live in the drains, but it skeeves me out thinking about them walking around in all that drain gunk then walking around in my kitchen :-P

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      @ShelterDog64 -- As long as they stay out of my brain gunk. What was the TV series last year? I didn't get the premise, but the gummint was somehow sneaking some sort of bug life into people's brains to turn them into mindless followers or replacements similar to "Invasion of the Body Snatcher?" At least, the series was something like that.

  22. Happy Passover, zissen Pesach, already a day in, but it's never too late.

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    2. ProudGrammy

      ProudGrammy

      Passover is one of my favorite holidays - love love love the food (are your surprised!!) LOL

    3. 2goldengirl

      2goldengirl

      Oh my friend's matzoh balls are like fairy clouds. I prefer mine - I use half schmaltz and more parsley in mine.

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      I've never made matzo balls, but, a thousand years ago, I made gefilte fish, but not for Passover. I did it the old-fashioned way, chopping the fish by hand with my grandmother's chopping blade (now 'mezzaluna') and round-bottomed wooden bowl. Lots and lots and lots of work, but it turned out so well that I made it again about a year later. I used a recipe from an old New York Times column.

  23. "Good show!" to all those who blithely encourage a member requesting advice on exercise for weight loss and is dissatisfied with excellent rate of loss and has considered enemas to speed weight loss. Sheesh.

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    2. Sharon1964

      Sharon1964

      Do you want to borrow my clue-by-four? Someone needs a whack upside the head.

    3. PayItForward

      PayItForward

      You are talking about two different threads. Everyone discouraged her from getting an enema. In the other thread, she was discouraged about her rate of weight-loss and people in that thread were encouraging her to realize how well she was doing.

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Sharon -- Thanks. I'm working to train myself to skip past the disturbing topics. I'm not paid enough here to get a stomach ache.

      PayItForward -- Don't forget the third thread about exercise. It and the one about feeling discouraged appeared together, unmissable. The advice re: exercise was fine in and of itself, but not in context with her other two topics. Her thinking is skewed and she probably needs professional help.

  24. While pondering a decision unrelated to BP's purpose, you all came to mind. I became aware that I value you for being non-judgmental about a topic that so many do judge elsewhere.

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    2. Christinamo7

      Christinamo7

      we become a little tribe, don't we?

    3. Sharon1964

      Sharon1964

      I have NO IDEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR what you're speaking of. :)

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      And your nose is growing along with your string of R's.

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