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Status Updates posted by built2livenotexist
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And I was like, why are you so obsessed with me?....originally sung by Mariah Carey; cover version being sung by my scale.
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At this point, burping is orgasmic# 3 days out
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had my first creamy soup and my tummy said, Ummm...no.
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It's 86 degrees where I currently am; it'll be 45 degrees when my flight lands..... I'd like to speak to a manager please.
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Morphine is King.
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Hahaha....your title caught my eye....lololol. I don't have my calendar in front of me, but it looks like today or yesterday was your surgery date. CONGRATS! And, yes Morphine is King...lol. I was sleeved on 10/20 and am home now. I loved my self-serve button, and while I could probably do okay with extra strength Tylenol now - why waste the good stuff....lol. be strong; do well.
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Mother. freakin'. STALL.
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NSV alert. Just tried on a size 16 dress for an upcoming speaking engagement....it fit!
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Protein tastes like what I assume poop tastes like.
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She says "wow, you're really losing weight! you're not as wide ..." I say " Expletive you, you expletive expletive."
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Don't let the haters win... Often our friends are the most cruel. I had someone tell me "you know losing alot of weight makes you look old" I liked the way you looked before.... all I said was yeah fat people make pretty corpses..... just think on your feet... say yeah my ass is almost as narrow as your mind, or as small as your pea brain..... Stay in the journey and kick the haters off the train....
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Survived the Thanksgiving meal. And by that I mean, I didn't drop kick any of my family members
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Woke up in Onederland!! Haven't had a 1 as the 1st number of my weight in over 12 years!!!