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NJChick

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  1. I took them years ago but I'd be afraid to take it now and have it get stuck. Good luck !!
  2. I heard it takes a few months before it stops... amazing isn't it. The part on my head is so wide now and its embarassing :Banane13: oh well... just keep taking the protein, I hear it does come back.
  3. Cindy, WHOOT on the weight loss... *high five* I just love good news :Banane13:
  4. Hi Kids, Finally boss man is gone whhhhhhhhhhoooohoooooo *wiggling in my seat* Patty I'm sooooooooo sorry you have to deal with this all by yourself, its rough enough to have a child with needs but to go through it alone while your so called partner (expartner) just sits there on his lazy ass, is just heart breaking... shame shame on him. You know one day when he realized what an ass*ole he's been, its gonna be to late because the kids will remember what he's done. Please let us know how Lewis makes out at the doctors, we'll be praying for him and you :Banane13: Anne dear, if I fling one of my grannie panties at those poor souls, I'll knock them clean off the stage, don'tcha know and my girls are not about to sit the night on my lap, so no bra or panty slinging for me :Banane11: Kat, I'm glad your SIL has knocked off her competition crap for a while, enuf is enuf eh. Maybe you should wave a bag of chips in her face the next time she starts in (hehehehehe sorry hehehehe evil grin... WELL?) lol. Diane have fun shopping for a bathing suit :Banane45: DH's party is next saturday, the 20th... I'm gonna have to buy new underware for myself b/c all mine have skid marks from my nerves working over time (((now ain't that a purdy visual))) just kidding. I am a nervous wreck. I have about 50 coming.... heeeeehawww heeeeeeeeehawww !!! Mary, I dunno.... your making me proud lately :woot: YOU GO GIRL !!! tell that knucklehead off and his relatives ROFMFAO.... I think you ARE a jersey girl at heart, you just don't know it LOL Headlines schmedlines... I wanna get a picture of myself with the lead singer (almost wrote sinner...geeeze) naaaah naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Donna, your ride sounds beautiful, i'm glad you enjoyed it. I can't wait until its warm enuf here to go swimming. Well kids, I have to run to a different building... okay waddle..all the same in my world.... so I'll see you later.
  5. Guess who I'm going to see Friday night.... boy oh boy is it gonna be fun, I'm taking my two nasty but funny sisters.... (hope we get in trouble LOLOL) :guess
  6. Oh Megan, I never knew you had that in yah ROFLMFAO !!!
  7. Oh Anne, I'm sorry you had a rough time with your fill. HUGS !! and yes, I agree, its so frustrating when your not restricted properly. Thats how I felt after begging for a fill at 3 months and not getting one until after 4 months
  8. Beanie you go get that freakin eliptical and show it who's boss!! You'll break that # hang in there. My scale is stuck too Mary, wtf is wrong with your ex-sil? good for you for telling her not to call... sheeeeesh. Where does she come off acting like she's in charge of your marriage? people just have to much time on their hands to be in other people's business. hang in there. Here's a good saying "If one person tells you you're an ass, so what? But if many people tell you you're an ass, get a saddle." Speaking of to much time on one's hands.... *blush* just today, boss is back tomorrow
  9. Yep, kinda like food porn :hungry:
  10. I was a nervous wreck before surgery, ate everything in site and lost 1 lb... my nerves were working over time I guess. I thought I had gained for sure. So my dear........your not alone. You will be able to eat, don't worry (thats easy for me to say NOW lol)
  11. Found a picture on the web... :biggrin1: pinkring.bmp
  12. Isn't this just darling......... hope it make ya smile like it did me. dogflower.bmp
  13. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!!!! thats so freakin funny.
  14. I don't wanna lose this website....so I'm posting it here. http://www.nutritiondata.com/index.html
  15. My doc says nothing about portions, but what he does stress every time I'm there is to eat low carb... almost atkins like. Protein and veggies and he keeps yelling ooops I mean telling me that I need to Exercise!!! So basically he's not saying anything i don't know... I just have to do what he says lol. As far as weight loss, they expect 1 - 2 lbs a week. They do not expect patients to lose like a gastric bypass patient. Slow and steady. I had 0 restriction before my fills, and i could eat a hero sandwich with no problem. When I told my doc, he didn't flinch, he said just to keep up doing what i was doing... I was confused. Portions really depend on your restriction IMHO... one size does not fit all, some can eat 1/2 cup, some can eat 1 1/2 cups... some more. So pay attention to your tummy and go from there. Hope this helps.
  16. I luv unions but they don't luv me My favorite is a hotdog w/chili smothers, I mean smothered with onions :guess
  17. If your thinking of running to a fast food place for lunch...check it out here first. This site has wonderful info. http://www.nutritiondata.com/index.html
  18. WOWEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU GO GIRL !! Congratulations
  19. I'll be sending prayers your way Crystal
  20. Hehehehe...... Pick the month you were born: January - I kicked February - I loved March - I smoked April - I dry humped May - I choked on June - I murdered July - I did the macarena with August - I had lunch with September - I danced with October - I sang to November - I yelled at December - I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1 - a birdbath 2 - a monster 3 - a phone 4 - a fork 5 - a mexican 6 - a gangster 7 - my cell phone 8 - my dog 9 - my best friends boyfriend 10 - my neighbor 11 - my science teacher 12 - a banana 13 - a fireman 14 - a stuffed animal 15 - a goat 16 - a pickle 17 - your mom 18 - a spoon 19 - myself 20 - a baseball bat 21 - a ninja 22 - chuck norris 23 - a noodle 24 - a squirrel 25 - a football player 26 - my sister 27 - my brother 28 - an ipod 29 - a permanent marker 30 - a llama 31 - a homeless guy Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because I'm cool like that. Black - because that's how I roll. Gray - because I was drunk. Pink - because I'm NOT a homosexual. Red - because the voices told me to. Orange - because I hate my family. Yellow - because someone offered me 1 million dollars. Green - because I hate myself. Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want. Purple - because I'm cool. Brown - because I was high. Other - because I'm a ninja. None - because I can't control myself now put em all together................
  21. I'm a freakin Rhino ROFL !!! Almost 27% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you. You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.
  22. NJChick replied to maryb's topic in The Lounge
    This is my blue (of corse) tart cart minus the disco ball on the dash :guess
  23. Good morning Dianne, yes its chilly up here or is that chili? lol, gray and gloomy out. Have fun on your vacation !!! Yesterday I ran to kohls at lunch time to get a birthday present for a friend and I always pass the jewelry counter... well I was standing there looking at some earrings for my friend and I looked down and there was this beautiful white gold ring, with a big ass pink sparkly heart stone, with two clear heart stones on the side WTF... like the freakin thing was calling my name......I asked how much.. on sale from 199.00 to get this chit.....$59.00.......so then I said oh poop, what size is it.. so I tried it on and lo and f**kin behold, it fit...... guess what I'm wearing today LOLOL!!!! Folks, I never buy myself jewelry but I could not pass that up. My DD who's 4 noticed it but DH didn't and the stone is pretty dang big LOL..men. Now I need earrings and a necklace to match ROFLMFFFFFAO. I'll try to take a picture (if I don't forget duh). Sherry, ex-dh is wacko LOL, I hate the stress of getting a car lol. Sounds like your ex-dh still has a thing for you if he feels the need to justify chit to you haaaaaaaaaa.... oh the head games you could play....have fun LOL. Beanie babe, I'm not quiet, just shoppin Congrats on the WL WHOOT!!!!hey did you make it to the gym last night? Betty and Donna and Becky and Cindy and Sallyjo and Patty and Pat and Darcy and Mary and Anne and Ira and Kat and Paula and I hope I didn't miss anyone, if I did sorry Oh well kiddo's, I gotta work believe it or not... but *evil grin* I'LL BE BACK!!!
  24. Well I won't chase them down, but I will contact a few for yah LOL.... chase = exercise right :bored
  25. YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations

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