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NJChick

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  1. Good Morning How's my little chickadee's today? Ira do you want a slap? LOL... no seriously, call the doctor he is back from italy. How many calories do you think your eating ? if you feel like you can eat, then just up your calories but I suspect your body will level off and you'll lose slower. Now, are you talking to Mr. Noodle's brother Mr. Noodle because you know he's dead. Poor thing. Beanie I have to listen to that link when I get home, my boss is here and well, if he catches me goofing off, I don't think he'll be happy LOLOL GRRRR !!! I did watch it with the sound off but it just didn't do it. Its a beautiful day out, skys are blue and warm. Whats shakin with you ?
  2. Gee Danno, sorry you had all those other problems, but on a good note your gonna be healthy in no time :) Men always drop weight like its Water (well most of them do)... Steve, good to see your out and about. Are you allowed coffee the next day? WOWEE I love coffee and that would be something hard for me to give up. How many weeks are you off ? Ahhhh its a beautiful day in Jersey, the sky is just brilliant baby blue, my favorite color. How is everyone today? I need more coffee and some oatmeal.. BBL
  3. while he was viewing Large Encounters he came across this BBW that took his breath away. Immediatly he whipped out his............
  4. NJChick replied to DeLarla's topic in The Lounge
    Hey Beanie, OCD made ya correct your own spelling ROFLMFAO !!!! I like things organized and neat too. I feel so nasty and frustrated when its not. One of my problems is I have ADHD so for example, when my kitchen gets messy my brain says RUN!!! the job is overwhelming. So my house is either really clean or VERY MESSY. Most of the times its messy. I have very little hobbies because I feel that when I start something I won't finish it and most of the time that holds true. When I saw the thread's title ANAL, I thought you were talking about me
  5. I would volunteer to be the test guinea pig for that drug OH YEAH BABEEE' Life is to short to let a stinkin # ruin your day...dang gum it !!
  6. NJChick replied to a post in a topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
    **Hugs Beanie** Beanie thats some heavy sheeeat!!!! I can't relate to your story but I've got battle wounds of my own that some day I'll spew out But until then, just love me as I am LOLOL !!! I know your nuts, thats why I was drawn to you like a magnet or is that magnut. Yes, the youngest of 7 and very much neglected. Never physcally abused, but very much emotionally abused. HEY STOP !!! what happen to this thead? Okay, hijacking thread... so where do you girls like to go shopping? whats your favorite store? I love candle stores, home decorating stores, and toy (kiddy) stores...hate grocery shopping....imagine that.
  7. Steve, I'm guessing I would have heard by now but the doc was in italy last week and never signed my paperwork b/4 he left. The office clerk said she will call me in a few days or as soon as she hears. Thanks for asking How are you feeling? Danno, thats teriffic, I'm glad you found a great doctor. If you don't mind me asking, your insurance company approved you with 65 lbs to lose? reason I'm asking is because most insurances say you have to be 80+ lbs over weight with a few health reasons to be approved.
  8. No party poopers here ROFL !!!!! It was Dee Dee that was going to the honey dipping party with appetizers silly ROFLMFAO !!!! And the saga continues....... Once upon a time there lived a man name Frank who was fascinated by...........
  9. Hey Danno, keep us posted with your progress.... good luck DUDE !!!! Where are you going for your operation?
  10. When I went to my surgeon for the consultation I thought to myself I should have brought pictures of me since I was 6 years old, isn't that proof enuf. Its a shame that the insurance company wants 5 years of a doctors assisted diet, thats stupid. I don't know a single over weight person who doesn't keep trying to lose weight. I hope you'll fight them. HUGS !!!
  11. Well I just called the doctors office to see if they got the approval from the insurance company. My doctor was in Italy last week and did not sign the what ever paper work he needed to sign, so he will sign it today...uhhh! The office clerk said they would call me as soon as they find out. So here I sit, broken hearted, paid a dime and only farted...........pffffffffffft !!!! Don't they realize I have no finger nails left ROFLMFAO !!!!!!! LOLOL
  12. I'm happy all went well, including the 10 lb loss LOL !!!!
  13. Yep, go to bed early. I have to be totally away from the kitchen or forgetaboudit!!!
  14. NJChick replied to a post in a topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
    Trish, get the hell to bed LOLOL !!! Sheeesh woman. Okay seriously why are you up this late?
  15. NJChick replied to a post in a topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
    I think alot of children of alcoholic parent(s) grow up having no choice but to have a good sense of humor, its the only way out. I am also the youngest of 7 so my elders taught me well. To this day we still do silly stuff and we are all in our 40's and 50's. Life is to short not to laugh.
  16. Good Morning my little banded friends, and so to be's How is everyone today? Well I'm back to work with a sore throat and coughing...dang allergies. Bet it turns into a cold _!&%#(%!&_% !!!! Whats shakin in your neck of the woods? WHAT ????????? I CAN'T HEAR YOU !!!!
  17. the honey dippin lesbian party being held anyway because she was very interested. Angie said that it was held every night at her house but the only way to get in was to know the secret password and she must bring an appetizer, just as Angie was going to tell Dee Dee the secret pass word............
  18. my bunnie balls are NOT fur sale, they are a gift for Renebean. Dee Dee said well if you don't hand over those wedding tackles I'm just gonna have to........
  19. You said a mouthful Dee Dee. Your pretty amazing yourself. *CIBER HUG*
  20. Hiya Beanie, Its warm outside now lol, but this morning was beautiful. I'm home today, got DD and myself coughing and sniffly...allergies but its back to work tomorrow. My sister gets a catscan today to see if they are going to operate, hopefully they won't see any perforations in the intestins so we are crossing our fingers. I'll go visit her later today. I am going to call the surgeons office this week to see if the insurance company giave them the go ahead. If they didn't, I'll just have to put on my brass bra and wonder-woman cape and start kicking some insurance butt !!!! lolol Wish THEM luck LOL. Bet your all thinking WOW, she's a B*tch.... nope, quite the opposite, I'm really a mealy mouse when it comes to confrontation lol. Watcha up to today Beanie ol girl ? Well I gotta get dressed, its almost noon and I have errands to run... later taters !! Why is everyone so quiet?
  21. I don't believe John, I think its a cop out !! How can you be married for 23 years and not fall inlove with the person INSIDE as well as the person outside. How can you not want your partner to be healthy? He sounds self-centered and only out for himself, and his own feeings. Thats why he couldn't tell his friends he liked big women, he was worried of what they would think of him. SELFISH!!! Sorry but I don't buy it. He's an *A*hole. I feel so sorry for Jane, but you know, she will find some one who will love her for HER and not her bra size. This is going to make Jane one strong woman and I hope she tells her Ex to suck wind.
  22. You go girl, I know you can do this (and make your family EAT their words lolol snort ~).
  23. Oh how sad
  24. OMG Jess, I have those RS sweatin to the oldies tapes too. I have 1, 2 and 3 lolol. I tell you this, its a fun way to get moving and yes, he is corney but he is good. There's another set of walking tapes you can get that are pretty darn good. Its Leslie Sansone Walk Away The Pounds. Not at "fun" as RS but they are very good and the movements are gentle on the body. I can not do any exercise with high impact because of my spine so the RS and Leslie Sansone tape are great, next year we are getting a pool so I can do some swimming which my doctor says is the best for some one with my spine and knees. Don't ever think that walking 10 minutes a day isn't going to make a difference because it will... 10 will lead to 15 and so on. HUGS !!!
  25. showed everyone the finger cymbals she used as pasties and right then and there they knew she meant business. With flames of rage in her eyes she.......

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