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princess_n_thep

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  1. I went to a bar and watched the Steelers game, then took the dog to the dog park. Other than that, just some house cleaning. Sorry, not really impressive! (but the Steelers won!! )
  2. Personally, I preferred pleasing him orally until I was 100%. Rather me than someone else huh?!?!?! Just kidding, my man wouldn't go elsewhere even if I didn't do it. I just took the "healing" time VERY seriously. I was very careful. So I think it was 6 weeks until we did. And by then, it was alllllllllllllll good.
  3. Yep, LMAO.... It is an EVIL scarf. I swear the thing has a mind of its own!! But to its defense it was HELLA windy there! See that evil hair?
  4. 1. Use the SP vibrating Body Wash Ball and pass the ball using the neck, no hands. (or for the more rowdy of crowds... use Mr. Dependable for passing. 2. "Find it, hand it to me, find a ...",Start simple, like the first one that gives you a DL, First one that gives you a kleenex, then do the first one that hands you a bra (YOU WILL BE AMAZED AT HOW FAST THEY RIP THEM OFF). Do it randomly throughout the night when you need an energy boost. We do this on a cruise and it is a BLAST. Real small prizes such as a condom or pencil eraser. 3. Use your SP Note Pads. Give a love token card to the winner that has the best drawing.
  5. Not that I want to volunteer Lisa for anything but I have a question..... why can't it be a Bi-Annual Bash? (meaning 2 times a year) Once in the summer and once in the winter months? I know I know, I just wanna go backkkkkkkkkkk! I vote for a Winter Bash. Somewhere, anywhere!
  6. ow ow ow howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl! ((cough cough, man that takes some stomach muscles to do!))
  7. mmmmmmmmmmm, where do I find the jar of sun dried tomatoes (near what aisle stuff?)? Also, anything I can substitute for the wine??
  8. I did something similar..... I was bitching about "only 45 lbs" and couldn't tell. My hubby got ticked, took me out to the garage to the weight equipment, handed me 2 20lb weights. And said, THAT IS WHAT YOU WERE CARRYING AROUND!! Hit home.
  9. I'm IN! I'm IN! (I call the bed with Voo though!)
  10. My doc says NO NO NO to carbonation. I heed the warning. Haven't even tried them.
  11. LMAO, I got sucked right into the XXX title. LOL You know me, always a party girl!
  12. For me.... the first few days felt like Hulk Hogan was grasping my stomach at the top. Then after 2-3 days it started to relax. I think because I started to relax. The band is finicky and different for everyone. Try and explore. That is really my only advice. Sorry.
  13. Yep, I agree. STRESS! I get WAYYYYYYY tighter if I am upset, worried or stressed out.
  14. LMAO, this thread tickled me. Thanks!
  15. Oh. LOL well this way we can discuss what works for us maybe!! As people try stuff, they can recommend to others?
  16. www.slumberpartiesbylisab.com I am so damn excited!!! I surf the web in private with my hubby or by myself and it is totally discreet! Although I enjoy the women clucking and cackling at a great party, this is MUCH easier for me since I am now so far away from my "sex therapist" Lisa!!! I have not been surprised by the number of people here who have shared their concerns about sex and being "fluffy". Finding my sensual and sexual being again is a journey all on its own. And thanks to the lap band I can do that!! I LOVE MY LAP BAND!! I LOVE LISA!! Thanks Lisa for recognizing that plus size women have needs too! So here it is everyone... if you want to go to it... go... if you don't... then don't go and stop reading here. www.slumberpartiesbylisab.com
  17. I think I have a nice rack. I seem to be losing it a bit, but I am going to get the girls fixed when I reach goal. I hate hate hate my back fat. And my arms are too big. I need to tone them!
  18. Candysmooch.... Lisa has a book that has sexual positions in it. I think it has something like 250 different ways to "do it". Some are quite interesting. Some I wouldn't try if I was a contortionist. But nevertheless, it is a good book to get some excellent ideas. And yes, they do work for us "fluffy" ladies.
  19. That's right! I thought I recognized the name! Is he practicing in Mexico now?
  20. THE EVIL SCARF LIVES!!! And it is crossing state lines!!! How did that thing follow me? Man, it was windy there! I think it is trying to crawl up my head!!
  21. More of Hoover Dam views.... This is of the Las Vegas side (from the Arizona side) of the river leading up to the dam. GORGEOUS!
  22. Some of you have never seen the Hoover Dam, so I stopped on my way home and took a picture of it.
  23. Here is a picture of the mean geese. He tried to eat my camera! I swear he was after me!
  24. This was probably the best time I have had on vacation!
  25. Here is a picture of Lisa during our ride. She is a motorcycle momma!!

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