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LipstickLady

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  1. Cold brussel sprouts smell like farts. The after effects of eating brussel sprouts also smells like farts.

    1. ShelterDog64

      ShelterDog64

      You have an issue with the sprouts from Brussels, don't you

       

    2. LipstickLady
    3. ShelterDog64

      ShelterDog64

      I can tell.

      I can tell.

       

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  2. All day continuation education class and they bring in pastries and bagels for breakfast. I'm sure lunch will be pizza and cookies will be brought in this afternoon. I'll just sit here with my pineapple, almonds, cheese sticks and jerky.

    1. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Pastries, bagels, pizza and cookies? Never heard them. Never ever. We-e-ll, maybe bagels and cookies.

    2. blizair09

      blizair09

      Companies love carby breakfasts. Mine started having all of that plus protein options a few years ago after the majority of people skipped the provided breakfast and expensed the $30 hotel breakfast buffet!

    3. Unbridled

      Unbridled

      And then they wonder why everyone can't keep their eyes open. Carb coma city limits.

  3. The kid is home for a mini fall break and I've made my killer brownies and almond joy cookies for her to take back. The house smells fabulous. In my fatter days, I would have made double batches and tasted myself into a sugar coma. I love that one is now more than enough.

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      @ShelterDog64 I posted the recipe on my FB wall!! They turned out awesome. Far too rich for me, though.

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      @theantichick

       

      At your stage in the game, chocolate tasted like the bottom of an ashtray to me. Unfortunately, that changed.

    3. theantichick

      theantichick

      I'm kinda glad it doesn't. I like a small bite of dark chocolate every once in a while. What I love now is that the one bite or one cookie is enough, and it doesn't taste quite as good as it used to, so I only have it if I'm really wanting it.

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  4. Y'all!! I ate a Brussel sprout and I didn't die!!

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    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      I got them off the food bar at Wegmans because they keep coming up here. They were roasted in what I assume to be garlic, olive oil, salt and pepper and were quite charred. The initial taste was very good -- I love roasted veggies -- but they are certainly bitter little things once you chew them up. And as expected, I was quite gassy last night.

    3. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Hey, I just posted a link to a load of Brussels sprouts recipes. Title is 'Brussels sprouts on parade.'

    4. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      That's pushing it.

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  5. Hmmm.... Got some theories to test out.

    1. WLSResources/ClothingExch
    2. Djmohr

      Djmohr

      LOL. Sometimes you scare me.

    3. LipstickLady
  6. Ugh. Fall is coming! It's 68 degrees out and I'm freeeeeeezing!

    1. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Grumble, gritch, bitch. It's a mere change of seasons. It's happened before and it will happen again.....My grandma would have told you to "Take a little sweater." It was always "a little sweater," never "a sweater." Long after, my version became "Throw another little sweater on the fire."

    2. higher

      higher

      It's horrible. I hate the cold. Especially now that I'm less 50 lbs of insulation. Currently shopping for a new down comforter since I know I'll need it. Used to sleep with the windows open in the dead of winter.

    3. Fredbear

      Fredbear

      Seasons are overrated.

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  7. This rain is ruining my curls!

    1. CHM

      CHM

      And it's ruining my blowout!

      Sounds like bad hair days all around...

    2. heidikat72

      heidikat72

      yep was hoping my short hair wouldn't be as impacted, but it's completely frizzed out today. and the rain ruined my commute to work too - seriously people, it's just a little water, no need to lose your mind

    3. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      All my life my hair was straight to just nicely wavy. In more recent years, I never know what to expect. I wake to anything from straight to wavy to curly to frizzy. My hair has gone hormonal with time and rarely gives me what I hope for on any given day.

  8. Chocolate Birthday Cake Quest bars are disgusting.

    1. Sai

      Sai

      lol they are. I kind of like the cookie dough one though.

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      I don't like them much either, @CHM . For some reason, I was hopeful.

    3. ShelterDog64

      ShelterDog64

      I like the apple pie and s'mores Quest bars, but the strawberry cheesecake flavor is horrifying :-P

       

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  9. Jeezus take the wheel.

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      I swear it's a full moon around these parts. :)

    2. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      This sounds like a song title. Can you hum a few bars? Louder, please.

    3. LisaMergs

      LisaMergs

      I was singing this the other day...for a different reason ☺️

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  10. Is it a full MOON tonight?

    1. Christinamo7

      Christinamo7

      no, it's not. the harvest moon is already past. it's just you.

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Oh. You got me. How mature of you. ;)

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Wait. I blocked you long ago. How'd you even post to my status? @Alex Brecher ?

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  11. I may not understand your specific brand of crazy, but I appreciate your absolute and total commitment to it.

    1. jane13

      jane13

      hello, its been a while,

      glad to see you and a few of the vets are still chiming in XOXOX

    2. Dub

      Dub

      Thank the Lawd...............I've been looking for a shelter for my crazy. It's seriously not understood at headquarters.

    3. ShelterDog64
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  12. Do what makes you happy.

    1. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      For the moment, it's late breakfast and, because of the lateness, it's also the lion's share of lunch. Happy mouth, happy tummy.

    2. Dub

      Dub

      I hear ya. I just cooked brunch for my tribe. Breakfast burritos for them....eggs and sausage for me. That'll take care of me until a much later....probably do a protein shake.

    3. ShelterDog64

      ShelterDog64

      Just up and nursing my first cup of coffee...started a couple of logs in the fireplace and my pup is on my lap. I'm happy :)

       

  13. I'm responsible for what I say not for what you think you hear.

    1. heidikat72

      heidikat72

      I hear you loud and clear and truly appreciate your no nonsense approach. I am always amazed at the number of people who equate "support"with enabling continued poor choices. Someone who is truly supportive will kick you in the ass when you need it

    2. KristenLe

      KristenLe

      It's the "everyone deserves a trophy" (even if they suck) mentality! ;-) There are people who want to give everyone a pat on the back and call the rest of us bullies - even though that person is putting their health in jeopardy.

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Thanks ladies! It seems like I could send up prayers, fart butterflies or toss $100 bills and someone is going to be mad about it. It's amusing!

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  14. Today is going to be a long one. Thank goodness I'm not fat any more.

    1. heidikat72

      heidikat72

      me too and for a fun reason thank goodness. Leaving in a little bit to go to Longwood Gardens with a friend for their special lighted nightime display. a year ago, fully fat me wouldn't have been able to walk from the parking to the entrance without being in pain - let alone all around the botanic garden, especially after a day of work.

    2. BayougirlMrsS

      BayougirlMrsS

      life is so much better in a thin body...... you look great girlie...

       

    3. Quaintrelle

      Quaintrelle

      I can't wait to sound as happy and optimistic as these women! My surgery is 10/14.

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  15. Must not eat carbs today. Must not eat carbs today.

    1. blizair09

      blizair09

      The struggle is real. (But so worth it!)

    2. LisaMergs

      LisaMergs

      How'd that work out for you?

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Humph. Damn period.

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  16. I just figured out that you can see who has blocked you by whose statuses you can't reply to. HA!!

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    2. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      I thought being unable to respond to a status meant being blocked. Someone blocked me. The individual must be daft.

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      @WLSResources/ClothingExch

       

      You were daft enough to block ME!! :D That's how I figured it out!!

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      @LipstickLady, I knew you were referring to moi. Sometimes I just know things. And I never thought you were dumb. When I wrote above (below?) "only sometimes," i meant that I only looked at your posts some times. The "let's see what happens" meant that we'd see if you'd figure out that I unblocked you. Big grin back at ya.

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  17. Terrific Tuesday! Tell me something great!

    1. KristenLe

      KristenLe

      This time next month I will be in the recovery room and on the loser's bench!! :-)

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      I can't wait to see you soar!!

    3. Dub

      Dub

      Very cool. Loser's Bench is great !!!!

  18. Manic Monday! What's on your plate? I've already emptied the dishwasher, thrown together a meat sauce for dinner, down two loads of laundy, and entered my calendar for the week. It's almost 7am and I am on the move!

    1. Babbs

      Babbs

      Buyer stuff. Inspection this morning, sending listings to another buyer. After that, hitting the gym. Yay for self employment!

    2. KristenLe

      KristenLe

      I need your energy! I'm like a slug - couldn't get out of bed to get my ass to work on time!

    3. OutsideMatchInside

      OutsideMatchInside

      Grilling, because I marrinated some meat over the weekend but was gone all weekend, so grilling right now before it goes bad. Baked my protein snacks for the week. on my 4th cup of coffee.

  19. Sinful Sunday! What's your guilty pleasure?

    1. blackgirlfat

      blackgirlfat

      caramel popcorn...

    2. ShelterDog64
    3. KristenLe

      KristenLe

      trashy romance novels, watching football, bloody mary's and any kind of shopping (other than food)!

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  20. Sexy Saturday! What's your favorite physical feature about your body?

    1. rassiegirl

      rassiegirl

      Face. Hopefully next year it'll be my sexy body

    2. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      Face and legs :)

    3. KristenLe

      KristenLe

      Eyes and hair!

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  21. Fun day Friday! Tell me what you love most about yourself.

    1. KristenLe

      KristenLe

      Well, @Cervidae made me rethink my response because hers was so good and thoughtful! :-) I'll think of something!

    2. ShelterDog64

      ShelterDog64

      I was going to say 'my boobs' until I saw Cervidae's answer!

    3. enturavay

      enturavay

      I love the fact that I am one of those parents who truly remembers what it was like to be a kid/teen and I can easily imagine life in m.y later years, so I bond well with both groups. Now, those other freaks in the middle...LOL Empathy. My greatest trait.

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  22. Today is Thursday. ;)

    1. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      Not in Oz, Babbs. Friday today :)

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      @Babbs I've got my reason for documenting days. Everything for a reason. ;)

    3. enturavay

      enturavay

      I read this today...Saturday. So which of us is right? =)

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  23. My new nightly snack is 1/4 small apple, 3-4 cuts of cheddar, and a Dove dark promise. Perfection on a (little) plate.

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      @TWW200 You DON'T have CHEESE?? What kind of monster are you??

    2. heidikat72

      heidikat72

      sounds delicious. and yeah, i'm not understanding the concept of there not being cheese in the house? how does that happen?

    3. melvin5ft2

      melvin5ft2

      that sounds awesome!

       

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  24. Happy Birthday @Dub ! I've never fancied a man who wears boots before and I hate heavy metal, but with the grill in the background and a spatula in your hands, you are the hottest redneck on the interwebz in my book. <3 XXXOOO Come and collect 'em!!

    1. enturavay

      enturavay

      Happy Birthday Dub and keep making this lady happy. =)

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      @Dub gettin alllllll the ladies!!!!

    3. Dub

      Dub

      Ya'll are mighty sweet. Thank you. Currently at the ER with one of my employees. He was involved in an accident at work.......scary times, but he's going to be okay it seems. Grateful. Texting another of my employees who's at yet another hospital trauma center after t-boning a tractor trailer on the way to work. Praying for him. Neck injuries.......

       

      What a night.

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  25. Looking forward to some very positive changes.

    1. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      Positive changes are always good :)

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