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LisaMG

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Everything posted by LisaMG

  1. Whip, glad to hear your healthy after all of that. Bet your getting excited by now. I know I would be. Hows Patty? How much weight did she loose all togather?
  2. I missed you too! What kind of murals are you painting? Post some pics Pleeease!
  3. Oh yeah, Marie, how did you find out about me doing Mary Kay? Have you been reading my Yahoo Profile?
  4. Did I mention I'm moving? Yup ASAP! So, if you see The Houston Chronicle" stacked up in the drive like no one is home, you know why. There will be a sign on the front door reading "VACANT" in big letters. If thats not enough I'll make sure to unleash my DD Spud to greet any brave souls. He's about 15lbs. of maneating wienie dog and he does mean business. The stinging on the back side of ones right calf will be the first clue that he's serious! Spud has a consistant track record so I trust he can take care of business if all else fails. BTW IF Texas is where the next Bash is held Loretta Lynn, Meryl Haggard, and George Jones will be playing some tunes via CD. If all that is'nt enough to convince you that my house is NOT happening, Come on! :eek:
  5. Yeah, I'll have my personnal attendant take care of everything.... Do you prefer white or dark chocolate on your bedroom pillow? And will that be white or red wine with your Tex-Mex Fajitas? Tom IS out of town for a few days...
  6. Ditto! You girls are reading my mind! Penni you either have a bad set of scales or you hold your weight real good! Good luck with your port.
  7. Ice creme soups Betty..... you better be kidding They did'nt give you a licence to kill your self before surgery! Be good! It'll be more you have to lose after your banded. I know because I went hog wild and had several "Last Suppers" and gained 20lbs. and regret it. By the way, was that you that was volunteering your house for the next Bash? Or was that someone else?
  8. Leatha your not helping any. Your egging them on! My husband would poop bricks if I volunteered our house! It sounded to me like Marie wants it at her house! Don't you Marie?
  9. Delarla (lisa) I admitt I was confused! I was'nt sure what you were talking about. Now I know!
  10. Zoe I did'nt know your name was lisa too! Now i'm over here chanting, spoofs! spoofs! we want spoofs!
  11. Hey ladies, Just wanted to let you know things are alot better now than before. Dark clouds gone. Sunshine peeking in! Tom is off to Arkansas AGAIN for the third time this month or so. Do you think he's the one having the affair? People are worried about me wondering from Tom but Tom's the one i'm wondering about!
  12. What board is it that talks of this referred pain I've been getting headaches with this new fill level. I'm wondering if it has anything to do with each other.
  13. O NO! I'm outa here! Yall are getting over my head here:paranoid Lets not and say I did! I am not in any way shape or form postin that anywhere on this forum. Call me a prude if you want but this chick aint posin! Like I said yall go right ahead....I'll watch.
  14. Howdy Do? from down south here in Texas! :eek:
  15. LisaMG replied to LisaMG's topic in The Lounge
    Your welcome. Any time:) Glad I could help.
  16. Who's a sweetie? I hav'nt offer anything! Have I? Or did I? I'm confused.... O Boy wait till my husband hears of this.....
  17. Well, yall go right ahead because this chick aint postin no apron of any sort. I'll be good to post my "before" and after pics here soon.
  18. You girls are too fun! We'll let you recoup from this past weekend first before we start planning another one, ya think? Margarita is still flowin in yalls veins. I hope none of you need to get bloodwork done anytime soon. So, did it work out with the guys being there and all this weekend? Do yall want to do something w/o the guys? I'm just putting my feelers out.
  19. Mari Mari .... You and I could be twins when it comes to the desire to eat, not wanting to be cut off even more from something you enjoy spending time with, and that something is FOOD! I was struggling with the same thoughts as you when I decided to just do it. I mean thats why I got the band in the first place. I could'nt seperate myself from the food... so the band does it for me. I must say it's doing a fine job of it too. I reasoned with myself on getting the second fill. I told myself that I could always go back to the way it was before if I find that more restriction is too much restriction. When I went in I told my Doc that I ate a 7 layer burrito (minus 50% of the tortills) for supper the night before he said, "You should'nt be able to eat so much of burrito." and got up to go get the saline solution for my fill. That was 5 days ago and so far so good. I did and still am adjusting to this new level of restriction. I'm happy with my chocolate flavored protien/Iced Java drinks in the morning. And very small meals through out the day. I have the same problem in the morning with alot of restriction in the mornings. I don't even enjoy hot coffee anymore it gives me indigestion. Hope this helps! TTFN
  20. Who? What? My house? Who said that? Did I say that?
  21. LisaMG replied to LisaMG's topic in The Lounge
    Ladies forgive me if I'm not replying to your questions and comments. My awesome cable modem is constipated again. Thank you Donali for the repition on giving instructions for posting avatars. I learned from the best! If I could get my hands on Veras pics I could create more avatars for you ladies. Girls just wanna have fuun! I'm still singing that catchy little song in my mind...somebody help me!
  22. Hey, just wanted put a thread out there for us Houston Texan bandsters. I know I'm one! Anyone else out there in bandland dwelling in Houston or the surrounding area? Maybe we could have a Big O'l Texas Bash one day! You know how us Texans like to do things BIG!
  23. Hi Tricia, I'm doing well with my new fill. Things have changed alot. I WORK on my Water intake but I'm willing to do it. My food intake has gone down ALOT. Thats the point. Right? You may have just a little bit too much of a fill. How hard would it be to get your Doc. to take a little out? A little bit makes a huge difference. Do you have to make a trip to Mexico? If your Doc is local why not give it a try? If your feeling sick at your stomache alot and not able to get enough water AND can't eat protien that can only lead to disaster. I'de be concerned about hair loss. Sure it grows back but you suffer in the process. I agree with La Madem on everything she said. This is my opinion so keep that in mind. I'm telling you what I would do. Good Luck and keep us posted:(
  24. I like you much better now babs you look great! I'de get hungry each time I looked at you before:D

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